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I’m offering a trade for some unhinged raccoon memes for whomever has some
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sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs
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“My wife was tired of our dog sleeping in our bed at night. So i decided to build him his own house.“









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We all joke about how Keanu is immortal, but no one ever talks about how Paul Rudd hasn’t aged since Clueless
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Please if you are going through anything tough or need someone to talk to, reach out to someone! There are always people willing to listen and people who can help. You are loved, you have worth and you are not alone!
Here are some useful helplines and resources if you need them. Do not be afraid to ask for help! http://www.buddy-project.org/hotlines
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What is this? A center for bees??!
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*bends over seductively and picks up a toad*
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Back BITCHES








Some band Valentines Day cards for your loved one this year :3 And, yes. That is a photo of Jamie without pants.
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BRINGING THESE BACK FOR VALENTINES DAY BITCHES






And some @markiplier and @therealjacksepticeye Valentines Day cards as well! High chance I’ve got an ear infection and I’m in extreme pain right now, so sorry that these suck :p
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Wait-
The thing we’ve all been connecting to Who Killed Markiplier is Darkiplier in A Date with Markiplier. But there’s one big detail we’re all missing-
The Meta Ending
When you say “Yes” to Mark’s proposal, it’s revealed that this is actually all part of a production. That you’re all actors. Even Mark.
Turns out, actor Mark is an asshole. A selfish, conceited asshole.
And he also used to be well-known. A star. We know another asshole actor, one who was rich and famous.
So is Meta Ending Mark WKM Mark? If he is, it brings more meaning to “FREEDOM!”, a video that follows the “PAY” path, but diverges when you make your decision to watch the Horror play.
Dark says Mark is a, “Bad man and does bad things to good people.” It’s so important to note that Dark hadn’t told a single lie. He never said he was Mark. He said that Mark was bad, that he needed to die, that he was a liar, yes, but if he was talking about WKM Mark, it would all be true. He also said that Mark was Dark, which isn’t a lie either looking at Mark’s limerick.
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YASSSSSSS BITCH SLAY




Heyyo! My name is Jennafur Marie Delilah and this is the Tumblr page I run with my one and only best friend/boyfriend 😍😍 His name is Jayke Uber Thompsand. He is literally like life and boyfriend goalz, just like everything we do. He is like the best thing eva to happen 2 me and what not. He also bought me Starbucks today. Like, goalz. 😚😘😙😍😗😚
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