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the box is a metaphor, i think
usoko seems to be enjoying it
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holy shit i have not touched this hellsite in ages
what the fuck
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Well… it is a problem.
And that’s what happens when you’re the only one who doesn’t know what’s going on with this guy.
Feature : Sou the straight man. Sara the wild samurai. Midori don’t encourage her.
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I volunteered to help blind children today!
That’s a verb not an adjective btw.
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After returning home from the Vietnam war, a general stands before three of his soldiers.
He says, “For your bravery and dedication, you will be greatly rewarded. This is what we’re going to do: choose any length of your body to be measured, and I will give you as many million dollars as feet the part you chose is long.”
The first soldier spreads his arms as much as he can and asks to be measured from fingertip to fingertip. He gets 5 million dollars.
The second soldier stands upright and asks to be measured from head to toes. He gets 6 million dollars.
The third soldier asks to be measured from dick to balls.
“Are you sure?” the general asks, baffled.
The soldier nods and unzips his pants. The general simply shrugs and begins to measure his dick. Then, he stops.
“Soldier, where are your testicles?”
“At Vietnam, sir.”
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a Dutchman are all on a zoom call.
The four men are all on a zoom call with their boss. Their boss asks “Can you see me?” and they respond
“Yes”
“Oui”
“Si”
“Ja”
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AU where Sokka’s high-on-cactus-juice encounter with the giant mushroom takes a dark turn. (Also he has a gun)
based on this beautiful tumblr post
bonus:
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a Dutchman are all on a zoom call.
The four men are all on a zoom call with their boss. Their boss asks “Can you see me?” and they respond
“Yes”
“Oui”
“Si”
“Ja”
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AU where Sokka’s high-on-cactus-juice encounter with the giant mushroom takes a dark turn. (Also he has a gun)
based on this beautiful tumblr post
bonus:
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Hey everyone, we are working on a new t-shirt design and we need your feedback!
Which of these sketches do you like the most? A or B?
You can vote here: https://forms.gle/krsnU5PHt8n9cDDq8
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no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuck
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