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Mine on my fucking pizza

Bothersome creature

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plants that look like they're dying immediately after you forget to water them one (1) time but also recover immediately after you do are my best friends actually. very clear signals, hold no grudges, that's a relationship that works for me

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Reblog this if Solas is your preferred romance option for your Inquisitor

Please try to refrain from both liking and reblogging this post, or reblogging twice, so I can get an accurate number. Thanks!

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biphobic lesbians who act like women have been tainted irreversibly by having penises inside them are wild like why are you following the cishet male logic that women are somehow stained permanently by having penetrative sex

this is literally objectification. women are not damaged goods, they're not goods at all, and honestly, this whole discourse reeks of terfs. lesbian terfs who don't realize how dumb and not feminist they are by reducing their fellow women to whether or not they're having the "right" kind of sex or not.

you're so goddamn weird.

be normal.

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tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

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All you gotta do to get him to appear is find one of the objects and speed run a hate ending. He’ll show up after you’re rejected

Forgot to mention. In date everything you can date: your sex toy, a potted plant, the toilet, your HVAC (who is apparently a stalker??), personification of nightmares, shadow demon, personification of rejection, a door, a mouse trap, a bobby pin, air, water… there’s a lot

ok well my soulmate is definitely the personification of rejection.

bought. sold. bought.

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I hate the trope of "I refuse to hit women!! [Gets decked]" cause it's boring but I do like the trope of someone in an RPG going "hey I don't wanna hit a kid that's kinda fucked up" and the kid just obliterates them

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You know, I’m pretty sure I found a potted plant. You can date your breaker box. And a rubber duck. And your sex toy.

Have you played Date Everything? Because you should absolutely play Date Everything. And get the lavish DLC. It’s worth it

can I date a potted plant or a bath mat

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A great example of reading comprehension and how it is a lost art 😂

this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)

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It doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or even dead. I just simply don't care.

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late night dreaming of this

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I think it's a shame that "Oedipus complex" refers to fucking your mom instead of the actual point of his story, fulfilling your destiny through your attempts to avoid it. It just so happens his destiny was to fuck his mom

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"Well, I guess you've found me"

Another sketch of him in this "armor" hehe Well, I mean it protects some parts.

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I love Zevran sm 😭💖✨

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rory williams is literally the most insane character. in love with the local batshit girl. best friend growing up was crimes georg. got erased from existence and turned into a plastic roman. 2000 years guarding a box. also the most normal man you've ever met. it's like he practices being normal. his hobby is Being Normal. he's a normal nurse who wants a normal life with two and a half kids and a picket fence. he's perfectly happy with the Fucking Insane life he has with amy instead, regardless.

his problem solving skills involve "tactical suicide" and "telling the eldritch entity possessing the tardis it should torture him and amy instead of killing them". these work. he also steals and carries around future and alien first aid stuff, apparently.

he became emperor of rome for a bit. he narrowly dodged becoming king of camelot. he knows how to dual wield a shortsword and a gun.

rory williams is a Perfectly Normal Man, despite all of this.