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The final stage of every OC's creation is having to go through websites like this to name it:

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buged

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Apple trend 🍏

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decided to post this here as well since people liked it

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i think cis girls can have a packer as a treat

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neil: lol guess what

kevin: bitch with the way you live i have no fucking idea

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能不能把龙形态还来

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Your goal should be to get weirder with age and im not kidding. Become that odd estranged extended family member that owns a whacky home wherein a powerful magical item is kept that is the catalyst for the story of a children's adventure novel protagonist

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worlds loudest HELL YEAH BROTHER heard projecting from the back of this costco

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dickfire yuri if you even care

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Feminist fantasy is funny sometimes in how much it wants to shit on femininity for no goddamned reason. Like the whole “skirts are tools of the patriarchy made to cripple women into immobility, breeches are much better” thing.

(Let’s get it straight: Most societies over history have defaulted to skirts for everyone because you don’t have to take anything off to relieve yourself, you just have to squat down or lift your skirts and go. The main advantage of bifurcated garments is they make it easier to ride horses. But Western men wear pants so women wearing pants has become ~the universal symbol of gender equality~)

The book I’m reading literally just had its medievalesque heroine declare that peasant women wear breeches to work in the field because “You can’t swing a scythe in a skirt!”

Hm yes story checks out

peasant women definitely never did farm labour in skirts

skirts definitely mean you’re weak and fragile and can’t accomplish anything

skirts are definitely bad and will keep you from truly living life

no skirts for anyone, that’s definitely the moral of the story here

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What is this thing

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I've discovered the worst game in human history. I call it Dog Toy Or Sex Toy, who wants in

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best goalies!!!!

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"having a post get popular is a bad thing on tumblr" counterpoint: i can edit my 72k note post to anything i want

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