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Can attest... However, it's him at his most dangerous.

I read dresden fic, okay, it was like my third fandom that I wrote in on ao3 or my first I don't remember. But like yall all remember that John Marcone is described as gregarious in the books, right? He even smiles and jokes around(sarcastically) with Harry. He looks like an All America High School Football coach. He can look cold, determined and serious in a situation(usually life threatening!) But he is a Mob Guy. By his nature and as described in the books he can play and BE Friendly and Charming and Charismatic!!!

We see Marcone from Harry's perspective!!! Which focuses on his cold and 'predatory' aspects!!

But yall!! This man plays the politics game with normal people, not just blood thirsty supernatural creatures!!!! He is not a cold, brick faced wall most of the time!!! He knows how to Charm people, and he does smile!! The man's got jokes and also a juvenile sense of humor that he shares with Harry. As gay as that phone conversation is read by the fandom(bless) it also reads like a pair of teenage boys/frat bros taking a piss at eachother!!

Humor he wouldn't show in serious situations, but like idk, I just get annoyed seeing him depicted as a wall with a cold attitude in social situations with non-supernaturals.

Like, my guy, my dude, part of the royal disposition is to inspire love and loyalty, that usually means being able to relate to or speak on the level of your subjects. Ie. Fellow mobsters, civilians, etc.

Yall ain't doin my man's justice.

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E-fish-ient, right?

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I don't think hug is what's needed.

haha NO SHIT he does!!!

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Found Mister's baby pic.

The darkness. The destroyer of worlds.

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POLKA ON because it will never die.

I made this one for me

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That smells like Winter michief to me...

The new Pope only got elected because he called in a favor from Harry Dresden via Forthill

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Can confirm. Ain't no magic to make it pretty either. Therefore, use dinos.

when you die, all the processes in your body slow down and come to a halt before starting to decay. which means if you were to revive someone from the dead, necromancer-style, you'd potentially have to kickstart their entire system back up from a state of inertia. which means it almost certainly would not be pretty. i'm talking coughing up clots of blood, nauseatingly intense migraines and muscle cramps, and all the sensory overload that would come with firing up the body's engines from frozen cold to fully functioning all guns blazing in the matter of seconds it takes to cast a resurrection spell.

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It will lift you to dino heights previously unimagined.

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Nah, so far as Mister is concerned, Bob can be knocked off the shelf just 'cause its Tuesday.

love when cats hear that you've woken up even just a little bit and they're like hiiiiiii oh my god oh my god!!!!! i wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. this one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand

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And that's how Bob became a skull...

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The fae weasel must be EPIC

the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

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Ooooor, just hear me out. Shield of polka.

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An uplifting feeling, Sue would agree

Hosa Dyna Polka

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All the better to track him with...

Butters: Harry, you've lost a lot of blood.

Harry: Lost? But I know exactly where it is.

*he points to a large pool of blood*

Harry: There.

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Who turned Harry into a late night snack?

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With sprinkles 'pon it

The Fae get such a bad rap, but I don't want to "steal" your soul. I just want to purchase it at the

Fair Market Value

The fact that the current going rate of a Human Soul is roughly 1 Enchanted Pastry is really more of a You Problem

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Cuddling is the best.

"Damn. Way to go, Butters."

The Dresden Files | Jim Butcher