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[walking-talking-dictionary]

Being better than your son doesn't make me an insufferable know-it-all. Tell your "little dragon" to watch his mouth.

Hello. My name is Lucius Abraxas Malfoy. Although you should already know that...

About me:

I am 37 years old.

I'm am bisexual. I don't like muggleborns.

I am a Slytherin. Born and Raised.

I am of the belief that no man is complete without his wife (@the-pureblood-queen)

I love my son.

I'm not overly emotional.

Hobbies: Potions, Creating Spells, Defense against the Dark Arts, Being a husband, Legilimency, and Dueling

People I know:

Draco: @bleached-blonde-bitch My little Dragon. Do me proud. I love you.

Draco's schoolmates:

Hermione: @walking-talking-dictionary - An insufferable know-it-all, according to Draco. (She beat him in OWLS)

Harry: @prongs--jr - Incredibly annoying. Insufferable Brat. Lily's son. (Draco does talk about him quite a bit, though...)

Ron: @ron-b-weasely - A Weasley. Blood traitor. Dare I say more.

Fred and George: @betterthanfred and @betterthangeorge - Useless weasleys the lot of them. Blood traitor scum.

Ginny: The youngest Weasleys, the only girl, I believe. Must be rotten.

Luna: @luna-rya-lovegood - Kooky, makes me miss Pandora.

Neville: @neville-sucks-at-magic - Stupid, Useless Gryffindor boy.

Blaise: @purebloodprincezabini - Tragic how friendships fall. Always welcome for tea of course.

Fleur: @delacour-petale - Beauxbatons student. She seems very nice. Much like how Cissa was at that age.

Angelina: @angie-jj - A gryffindor troublemaker, I've often seen her hanging out with the Weasleys.

Pansy: @pansies-and-snakes - A Slytherin, Excellent match for my little Dragon!

Oliver: @the-real-oliver-wood - Gryffindor Quidditch captain.

My old schoolmates:

Remus: @lupins-luxery-insan1ty - The Only Gryffindor I can stomach. Be proud puppy

Sirius: @behind-bars-baddie - Cissa seems fond. Batshit nitwit

Lily: @mrs-prongs - married to the worst man on earth. a herculean task. I admire it.

Xenophilius: @that-super-duper-weird-one - Odd.

Barty: @imbetterthanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu - Cissa seems fond, I suppose he is powerful.

Molly: @mother-molly-weasley - Arthur's insipid housewife

Severus: @severus-not-snivellus - Come for tea later Sev, maybe you can brew yourself some shampoo.

Nymphadora: @doratonkss1 - hmph

Mr. Rosier: @rosiers--and--thorns - A good friend.

Other people:

Dumbledore: @onehundredandsixteen - Running that school to filth. @mr-prongsss - the loathing I feel for this man…quite possibly the dumbest man alive: Au moins, il comprend que sa femme et son fils sont meilleurs que lui à tous les égards, tout comme moi.

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James: I really like you, do you want to be my girlfriend?

regulus, on the verge of tears: I can't and will never be your girlfriend, I'm trans, I'm a boy, I can't be your girlfriend

James, without any hesitation: I really really like you, do you want to my boyfriend?

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Pardon me for trying to be civil for once. I'd just like to see your essay- that's all.

"Hey, Potter, how did it go on that essay?" Malloy asks, walking past Harry and his group of friends.

@bleached-blond-bitch

Harry looks over at Malfoy, then glances at his friends; the current group is Ron, Hermione, Dean, and Seamus. He turns back to Malfoy, putting on a bit of a facade; he does not want to deal with more questions about Malfoy, by being nice right now.

"Fine. Why do you care? Come to gloat about a higher score?" He asks putting on a voice of annoyance.

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Hermione raises her eyebrow skeptically. She turns to Malfoy and smiles. “Now, Harry, that’s not very nice to Mr. Malfoy here. Draco, why don’t you join us at this table, I’d love to see your essay,”

"Hey, Potter, how did it go on that essay?" Malloy asks, walking past Harry and his group of friends.

@bleached-blond-bitch

Harry looks over at Malfoy, then glances at his friends; the current group is Ron, Hermione, Dean, and Seamus. He turns back to Malfoy, putting on a bit of a facade; he does not want to deal with more questions about Malfoy, by being nice right now.

"Fine. Why do you care? Come to gloat about a higher score?" He asks putting on a voice of annoyance.

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… but you know it’ll make him happy and that’s what’s most important?

Parkinson. We need to talk. About Harry and Malfoy.

@walking-talking-dictionary

About time. What do you have to talk about?

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... but like... do we want it to work? Look, Pansy, Harry is basically my nonbiological brother. I'm just trying to look out for him. And I just don't trust that Malfoy will treat him right, even if we do figure out some way to make it work. I don't trust him around Harry- it's not like he's given me any reason to.

Parkinson. We need to talk. About Harry and Malfoy.

@walking-talking-dictionary

About time. What do you have to talk about?

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i think they do... but i don't think they think it's mutual...

Parkinson. We need to talk. About Harry and Malfoy.

@walking-talking-dictionary

About time. What do you have to talk about?

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because harry complains a lot... but he also just talks about him a lot in general so...

Parkinson. We need to talk. About Harry and Malfoy.

@walking-talking-dictionary

About time. What do you have to talk about?

[walking-talking-dictionary]

TY FOR THE TAG!!!

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Handwriting

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that sounds familiar... is it like won't shut up as in won't stop complaining or...

Parkinson. We need to talk. About Harry and Malfoy.

@walking-talking-dictionary

About time. What do you have to talk about?

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yeah, just making sure...

kiss, marry, kill

draco, harry, hermione

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Kill Potter. No explanation needed.

…marry Draco. I’d hate living with him and would kick his ass if we did anything even remotely romantic, but yeah.

So I guess that means I would have to kiss Granger. Ugh…

@bleached-blond-bitch @walking-talking-dictionary @prongs--jr

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Shut up, Parkinson

kiss marry kill

fleur harry draco

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kill draco. obviously.

kiss harry. like, platonically. definitely not... something thats... happened before... of course.

marry fleur.

@bleached-blond-bitch , @delacour-petale , @prongs--jr

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Harry is acting a little weirder than usual, and during that kiss, marry, kill thing, they both seem sort of off. Especially Malfoy- he literally said "but i don't get to kiss harry so..." like- !!!

Anything on your end?

Parkinson. We need to talk. About Harry and Malfoy.

@walking-talking-dictionary

About time. What do you have to talk about?

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... process of elimination...

kiss, marry, kill

draco, harry, hermione

-✨

Kill Potter. No explanation needed.

…marry Draco. I’d hate living with him and would kick his ass if we did anything even remotely romantic, but yeah.

So I guess that means I would have to kiss Granger. Ugh…

@bleached-blond-bitch @walking-talking-dictionary @prongs--jr

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aww thanks love you too /sarcastic af ofc

kiss marry kill

hermione draco ginny

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.....

I guess marry Ginny. It'd be one of those lavender marriages, but we have enough common interests it would be fun.

I already did it once, and it made me want to kill myself, so kill Hermione.

And I guess I'd kiss Draco.....

@bleached-blond-bitch @ginny-not-ginevra @walking-talking-dictionary

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...get to?? Sounds like you want to, draco

But one way or another, my brother deserves better, no matter how bad of a kisser he is.

kiss marry kill

hermione draco ginny

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.....

I guess marry Ginny. It'd be one of those lavender marriages, but we have enough common interests it would be fun.

I already did it once, and it made me want to kill myself, so kill Hermione.

And I guess I'd kiss Draco.....

@bleached-blond-bitch @ginny-not-ginevra @walking-talking-dictionary

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oh thank the fucking gods

I'd kill you too draco <3

kiss marry kill

harry hermione draco

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Well. I obviously can't kiss or marry myself, because that's impossible. Also death doesn't really scare me, so...

Granger is just.... no. Hell no. Out of the question. Kill her too.

Which means, purely by the process of elimination, I must kiss and marry Ha- Potter.

Funny how it works out like that sometimes.

@prongs--jr @walking-talking-dictionary