walnutwhiskers
walnutwhiskers
Walnut Whiskers
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The pan man with no plan.
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walnutwhiskers · 18 hours ago
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walnutwhiskers · 3 days ago
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walnutwhiskers · 3 days ago
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All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.”
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walnutwhiskers · 4 days ago
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"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.
"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.
"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver
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walnutwhiskers · 4 days ago
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walnutwhiskers · 6 days ago
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walnutwhiskers · 8 days ago
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refusing to apply first aid to the wound because "it shouldn't have happened in the first place, so what we really should be doing is making sure no one gets stabbed ever again"
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walnutwhiskers · 10 days ago
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peaches 🍑
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walnutwhiskers · 11 days ago
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today’s fit that i call the “i forgot my landlord was coming by” special
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walnutwhiskers · 11 days ago
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walnutwhiskers · 11 days ago
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byron donalds gave his life to christ in a cracker barrel parking lot. now you too can learn what religion you can convert to in a fast food restaurant parking lot by spinning these handy links!
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walnutwhiskers · 11 days ago
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neon genesis evangelion (1995)
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walnutwhiskers · 14 days ago
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Ma-ia hi
Ma-ia ho
Ma-ia ha
Ma-ia ha ha
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walnutwhiskers · 14 days ago
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steve austin's defense of gay marriage will always be iconic.
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walnutwhiskers · 16 days ago
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walnutwhiskers · 17 days ago
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walnutwhiskers · 17 days ago
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"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏
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