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I am three years sober.
i had no ability to experience time in a linear fashion in year one.
my mom died of alcoholism year two.
the pandemic happened year three.
so, logically, i would really like a hat that says “i stayed sober through the global pandemic of 2020 and all i got was this hat.” i don’t know why i want this hat so bad. but i do. i don’t know why it is important that i receive it from someone else. but it is. i have had dreams about this hat. so far no one has gotten me one. i could probably afford to get myself one.
#sobriety#alcoholism#hats#dream hats#strange coping mechanisms#grateful to be sober#grateful to be alive#also really want that hat
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my mom just called The Untamed “the show about the dead wizard and the gorgeous men who hate him”
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Midnight glow of Senja
Senja / Norway
by Denny Bitte
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Taeyong is to post 2017 k pop as Ja Rule is to turn of the millennium R&B:
Is he inexplicably on a bunch of songs I enjoy? Yes.
Would those songs be better with out him? undoubtedly.
Would I pee on him if he was on fire? Nah.
#shout out to ashanti and ten#don't break your backs carrying the song#baby don't stop#mesmerize#every time taeyong speaks i cringe#they say fine perfume has one foul smelling component#taeyong is that component#i will fight you taeyong stans#and i guess ja rule stans?
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a trio of witches and their familiars
instagram: kindfoxes
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a moment of silence please because today is the day lily, james and harry potter crashed their car into a crocodile which ate harrys parents and then took out a knife and gave him a lightning bolt scar. This is such a tragic day for eveyone around the world
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My brain broke. I can't. I won't. Whatever. I guess I'm Jopping? You win. Take my money, you asshats.
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
KAI IN A BUN
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obamacare BANNED all dog shampoo and now obama is in my home rubbing mud on my dog. he’s rubbing mud on my dog and laughing
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