wannabecoyote

[wannabecoyote]

you see people describing themselves as "loving food" or "loving music" and you scoff because who doesn't? and then it turns out there's people who genuinely do live in silence with a mayonnaise sandwich for every meal. world is so vast

[wannabecoyote]

i went to "mad at me" island expecting to find people i knew, something i understood. but when my boat landed, standing upon the shore were a million empty husks wearing my own face. every foot of the island was occupied, and everywhere i went, they watched me with contempt. they never spoke, never breathed. they simply watched. no matter how i grovelled and begged, snarled and cursed, tried to hide or kicked and hit, they simply stared. the hatred in their gaze was inescapable, but i could hardly return it, knowing that their doomed existence was of my own creation. knowing that the hatred was nobody's but my own. in the end i just wept, unable to stand the relentless gaze of my own infinite glare.

the guy who i accidentally cut off in traffic last week was there also

[wannabecoyote]

I'm high as fuck at medieval times and trying so hard to look normal. My friend pointed at a QR code and went "What is the meaning of this Rune..." and I almost threw up trying not to laugh

[wannabecoyote]

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

[wannabecoyote]

well this fucking sucks

[wannabecoyote]

[wannabecoyote]

what the hey dude!

[wannabecoyote]

Some reptiles shed their outer layer in one full piece.

[wannabecoyote]

Long Weekend part 1

Part 2 coming tomorrow, but you can read the whole thing now on Patreon!

Patreon.com/adamtots

[wannabecoyote]

Dungeon meshi is about taking care of yourself physically so you can be fucking insane at full capacity

[wannabecoyote]

HEY!! just a heads up everyone, youtube plans to fucking have AI detect weather you are over 18 or not, and if the AI says that you aren't than you'll have to fork over your ID or have your fucking face scanned. so if you watch anything that is considered for kids (pokemon, minecraft, lego ect) than your account could be flagged as under 18, i dont think i need to go in on just how fucked up this will get and how much damage this will do to people and overall just how bad this will be for the platform.

i can't believe how fucking far the internet as a whole has fallen right before our fucking eyes

youtube already tride this back in 2022 and walked it back because of how much backlash they got, MAKE YOUR VOICES HEARD AND TELL THEM YOU WONT GIVE THEM YOUR PERSONAL FUCKING INFO!!! THIS SHIT IS NOT OKAY AT FUCKING ALL!!!!!

[wannabecoyote]

Ella Enchanted (2004) Hannibal (2013-2015)

[wannabecoyote]

youtube content in the dc universe

two | three

[wannabecoyote]

I never feel more 'are ya winnin', son???' than when I need to do literally anything on instagram other than post photos, so if you'd like to see my sad attempt at a probably already played-out meme, the reel version of this is over there. XD But I liked the snoot view of Krypto, so here we go!

[wannabecoyote]

Au where Batman doesn't want to tell the Justice League his secret identity but it's because he's really embarrassed about the things he's done as Bruce Wayne.

The thing is; Batman has spent years crafting and perfecting his public persona.

'Brucie Wayne' is supposed to be a dumber than life himbo, with daddy's credit card and the maturity of a seventeen year old. He's supposed to be someone so outlandishly ridiculous no one would ever even dare to mention him in the same sentence as Batman... And Batman has been acting that part perfectly.

It's a genius plan.

But then the league begins talking about maybe all sharing their secret identities, to become closer as a group and work better together. And the only thing in Batman's mind is 'Oh. My. God. Please don't'

Superman is saying something about trust and how he has come to value all of them as friends. Batman is thinking about last year Christmas' Gala, where he took off his clothes in an improvised strip-tease, and started swimming in the fountain.

Wonder woman is talking about how she wishes to strengthen their bonds so they become greater warriors. Bruce just remembered there's videos of him fucking twerking and pole dancing to Ariana Grande all over the internet.

Flash starts smiling and telling them he already trust them with his life– Bruce once said chocolate milk came from brown cows.

'Oh. My. God'.

There's just no way he's telling any of them.

[wannabecoyote]

mr terrific and his terrific spheres :d