Sara, Lesbian, She/Her, 27.
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screaaaammm somebody just called me a bootlicker for being annoyed that my coworker is so bad at her job thats its making everyone elses jobs way fucking harder i can never ever ever ever turn anon off
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you should get a juice reward every time someone says something wildly incorrect about something you know a lot about but it's a situation where it's really inconsequential so you have to just let it go
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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty
the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.
me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right
the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy
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Finally figured out how to permanently disable google assistant on phone

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Ah these children who always create problems for poor mothers....
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if you have like 20 variations of 1 fandom, count that as 1
#i have a bunch but not cuz i dont like them#if a fandom im not in starts really flooding my dash I'll usually block it instead of unfollowing if i like the person(s)
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i don't think anything can match the irrational anger i feel when my seatbelt locks twice when im trying to put it on or lean forward to look both ways before a turn. like i know it's just doing it's job but how dare you stop me
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30-Song Guess Your Age Quiz
Fwiw, they thought I was MANY years younger than I am. Just made me feel good all over. 😊
#it thinks 44 haha#that's bc i didn't know about current music until i was maybe 13/14 years old#my only music exposure before that was the car radio which would always be on oldies stations per my dad
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i have a storytelling thing i like to call "making the jailer". its based on world of warcraft where in its eighth expansion shadowlands in order to up the stakes of the world it was decided that all of the previous villains where just pawns of a bigger badder guy called The Jailer. and it was terrible. it retconned so many previous storylines because none of that was ever planned. people hated the jailer. live service and long running series's will inevitably run into the moment where they want to up the stakes even further and when this time comes they may be tempted to create the jailer. You must avoid making The Jailer at all costs
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I am utterly captivated by this video series that Taryn Delanie and friends have been making on TikTok
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