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[He decides that in his unfortunately small state, climbing on would likely reduce the risk of being crushed by someone, a recently very possible fear.]

[As embarrassing as it may be in his mind, he figures he doesn’t really have much of a choice. Approaching carefully, he accepts the offered hand.]

there is a mouse here. A very tired looking mouse. Well, as tired as a mouse can look, anyways.

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Neon blinks at the mouse, offering it a hand palm up to sniff or even climb on. "Never knew a mouse could look more world weary than I feel."

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turns you into a mouse

Huh? What’s that supposed to m-

[Poof. Have fun.]

…eek.

[Translation: “…fuck.”]

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Yeah, yeah. Not in the mood for another broken bone, so I guess that’s a good idea.

[He says.]

Huh. Well I guess lint free is better than minimal lint, then.

[He adds, tilting his head slightly. He takes the utensils when offered, nodding in thanks.]

Neon stands and stares at the relocated Polle statue, taking a minute to knock on the cargo door with his boot as his hands are occupied by two plates he's balancing away from the snake coiled around him. He nearly flails when it starts talking to him, only by grace of some power beyond him does he not send the food all over the floor.

"Warin! I've brought food, open the door! Polle's fuckin' staring at me and I don't have the hands to relocate the fuckin' thing!"

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[Warin had been resting after finishing his checks when he heard the knock. Pulling himself to his feet, he steadies himself with a nearby shelf and makes his way over to the door. Punching in the code as usual, the door opens.]

Yeah, no idea who put that thing there, I swear that thing’s always staring at you… Here, let me help you with th-

[He pauses as he sees the snake.]

…where did you get a snake?

[He seems more confused than scared. Reasonable to be so when you’re in the middle of space, honestly.]

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Ah, makes sense. Seems weird shit’s always happening on this ship…

[He nods, listening intently as Neon speaks.]

Good thing you found it before it got hurt, honestly. I hate to think what’d happen if someone got spooked and reacted… eh, you know.

[He pauses, before speaking again.]

Yeah, ah, thanks for the food again. Hey, minimal lint’s better than maximum lint, eh?

Neon stands and stares at the relocated Polle statue, taking a minute to knock on the cargo door with his boot as his hands are occupied by two plates he's balancing away from the snake coiled around him. He nearly flails when it starts talking to him, only by grace of some power beyond him does he not send the food all over the floor.

"Warin! I've brought food, open the door! Polle's fuckin' staring at me and I don't have the hands to relocate the fuckin' thing!"

- @neoninspace

[Warin had been resting after finishing his checks when he heard the knock. Pulling himself to his feet, he steadies himself with a nearby shelf and makes his way over to the door. Punching in the code as usual, the door opens.]

Yeah, no idea who put that thing there, I swear that thing’s always staring at you… Here, let me help you with th-

[He pauses as he sees the snake.]

…where did you get a snake?

[He seems more confused than scared. Reasonable to be so when you’re in the middle of space, honestly.]

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Neon stands and stares at the relocated Polle statue, taking a minute to knock on the cargo door with his boot as his hands are occupied by two plates he's balancing away from the snake coiled around him. He nearly flails when it starts talking to him, only by grace of some power beyond him does he not send the food all over the floor.

"Warin! I've brought food, open the door! Polle's fuckin' staring at me and I don't have the hands to relocate the fuckin' thing!"

- @neoninspace

[Warin had been resting after finishing his checks when he heard the knock. Pulling himself to his feet, he steadies himself with a nearby shelf and makes his way over to the door. Punching in the code as usual, the door opens.]

Yeah, no idea who put that thing there, I swear that thing’s always staring at you… Here, let me help you with th-

[He pauses as he sees the snake.]

…where did you get a snake?

[He seems more confused than scared. Reasonable to be so when you’re in the middle of space, honestly.]

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the horse is bad enough please do not give it googly eyes

I should've brought googly eyes to stick in places around the ship. Imagine looking up and the vent has fuckin googly eyes. You open the pantry and bam, googly eyes. The fish? Googly eyes. Polle, big old fuckin googly eyes.

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Some of you need to be compressed into a pdf file

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what does this mean.

Some of you need to be compressed into a pdf file

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Whoever put that fucking polle statue (that’s supposed to be in the lounge) right in front of the cargo bay door count your fucking days

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space google tell me how to stop missing someone long gone space google tell me. plese

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Hii! It's me, the anon who told you to take care of urself!! I hope you're doing well now, dude, seriously do

Ah, good to see you again!

I’m doing… better, yeah. Not quite good, but I’m getting there. I hope.

I hope you’re doing well yourself, anon.

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you know I kind of don’t mind the lights being broke never fucking mind I just opened the door and nearly fell down because of the lighting difference. Too bright. Yeah I need to figure out how to fix this.

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There's a bracelet made from the colorful pop tabs of monster energy cans. There's a couple tiny handmade charms of various energy drinks on it.

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The hunting range of a blackfooted ferret is 11 miles

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Huh, neat. I didn’t know ferrets used the imperial system.

Joking. Cool fact, anon.

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[He takes the plate, nodding in appreciation. He takes the note when given it, reading it over.]

Anon magic, huh… They have magic..?

[He pauses.]

Still, I, uh. Hope you get better soon? Is that a thing people say? Oh, and thank you, it’s… really nice of you to go out of your way for this. Thanks.

[He’s a little caught off guard by all of this, but he’s genuinely thankful for the gesture. Plus, the food looks great, much better than anything he has stashed away. He hopes his awkward words were able to convey at least some of that.]

Neon's brought a plate of food by, though it seems in his time gone there were some shenanigans. He yowls at the door after knocking.

[So sorry about this but gotta tie up ends somehow lmfao. Neon got catboy'd.]

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[He goes to open the door, before pausing. Yowling? As far as he knows there aren’t any cats on board. He types in the cargo bay code into the inside lock, the door opening to find…]

…huh.

[Well. That explains it.]

I’m, uh… I missed something, eh?

[He really needs to get out of the cargo bay more.]

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Neon's brought a plate of food by, though it seems in his time gone there were some shenanigans. He yowls at the door after knocking.

[So sorry about this but gotta tie up ends somehow lmfao. Neon got catboy'd.]

- @neoninspace

[He goes to open the door, before pausing. Yowling? As far as he knows there aren’t any cats on board. He types in the cargo bay code into the inside lock, the door opening to find…]

…huh.

[Well. That explains it.]

I’m, uh… I missed something, eh?

[He really needs to get out of the cargo bay more.]