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I’m #OpenToWork! …preferably not for another dark lord. 🙄

Email me 👉 draculas_asst@hotmail.com

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“…And remember, the world is your oyster!” Dita Von Teese (in a corset by The Blonds) photographed by Franz Szony

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I think it’s funny that San Diego comic con couldn’t get like any actors to promote their shit because of the strike so they had to bring in the big guns (Mikey Way) (he wrote like 2 comics a couple years ago)

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loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

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Christopher Lee with his pet cat Renfield

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breakfastless behavior

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the 8 seconds of silence when people ask for my name & im deciding which name to give & they think ive forgotten my own name

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starting a collection

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I find it so funny how adaptations and pop culture for Frankenstein feel the need to paint “Dr. Frankenstein” as either a batshit crazy old man or a hot mentally unstable guy in his 30s, when in reality Victor Frankenstein in the original novel is just a sickly gay autistic teenager, who does definitely not have a doctorate, written by a 17-year-old goth girl who created the genre of science fiction.

It’s just so funny to me how pop culture is just like, “yeah, Dr. Frankenstein, the ‘ooOoh my peers criticised my science but I’ll show them!’ And ‘it’s alive!’ guy.” when in reality Victor Frankenstein just shows up to class fully “uhm, achtually 🤓☝️” style, then proceeds to rant about his boyfriend best buddy and how hot and amazing he is for pages and pages and pages. What peers? His classmates who probably just know him as “oh, that one.”??? The man is a twink who dropped out of university and due to his avoidance of consequences (not his “whining”, bad character analysis, I see you) by the end he’s driven himself so far to his own demise that he’s just an absolute sopping wet cat of a man. Stop trying to age him up at the beginning or make him hotter or “more mature”, the public deserves to know this twink like we do. And please stop making the creature an inarticulate mess with literally no character to him whatsoever, give us our edgy “i just read this Bible fanfic and Satan is just like me fr” lad we know and love

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Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

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Ao3 is actually massively culturally important and very very good at being what it is. I’m so serious when I say that ao3 needs to be protected as the anti censorship, by fans for fans, nonprofit, volunteer run, expertly designed archival site that it is. You don’t have to read or like fanfiction to understand that on principle, ao3 is a site that should be defended.

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in my heart i know the real amber would have tried to kill chase too

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imagine if instead of house we got some very serious realistic doctor show and the main characters were some other random doctors we’ve never seen but every now and then cuddy pops in and is like “bro house just shot a corpse and blew up and mri machine” and like we never meet him but he’s just a running gag throughout the whole show i think i would lose my mind

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WAIIIT. THE NEW IN-DEVELOPMENT TUMBLR LAYOUT WITH COLLAPSED REBLOGS.

IT REMOVES "NOTES" ALTOGETHER AND SEPARATES EVERY INTERACTION LIKE ON OTHER WEBSITES

I DO NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL

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Commission made by the lovely @jayla-comics

She's really an amazing artist and an even better person. You have to go support her. 🥰

"When you see cobras, they try and seduce you. Then they try and hypnotize you...I wanted Dracula to have some of that."

-Nicholas Cage

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