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being an audience member for don juan must’ve been crazy bc not only is it The Horniest Opera of all time but like not a single bitch in that audience knew what that shit was gonna be or how fucking good ponr was gonna be and like i don’t know if i was an unaware audience member when christine rips down riks hood id be like oh this is part of the plot! who is this new character? how is this about to be addressed omg and then christine rips off the mask and you’re like wow who did those prosthetics and like i’d be extra intrigued about this character and then it’s like immersive theater bc holy shit they’re shooting at this character from the crowd wow and yeah he’s having a crash out and takes that silly broad off stage and the og don juan character is revealed dead behind a curtain like woah what’s going on with this plot and everyone’s acting is so raw and it’s all just so crazy good but then it’s just kinda stage chaos for what i imagine goes on for at least 5 minutes too long before you’re kinda like ok that’s a little extra but whatever im invested but then everyone is nervously looking around and the show doesn’t seem to be continuing any plot forward and for a period piece the whole modern victorian police brigade outfit doesn’t really make sense in the shows context and then you put two and two together and you’re like…. ok so wait a minute……… so theres time travel in this show?

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TF DO I GET THE FOOD OUT

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my attack scorpion always runs out of the house as soon as the door opens but he comes back usually

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being an audience member for don juan must’ve been crazy bc not only is it The Horniest Opera of all time but like not a single bitch in that audience knew what that shit was gonna be or how fucking good ponr was gonna be and like i don’t know if i was an unaware audience member when christine rips down riks hood id be like oh this is part of the plot! who is this new character? how is this about to be addressed omg and then christine rips off the mask and you’re like wow who did those prosthetics and like i’d be extra intrigued about this character and then it’s like immersive theater bc holy shit they’re shooting at this character from the crowd wow and yeah he’s having a crash out and takes that silly broad off stage and the og don juan character is revealed dead behind a curtain like woah what’s going on with this plot and everyone’s acting is so raw and it’s all just so crazy good but then it’s just kinda stage chaos for what i imagine goes on for at least 5 minutes too long before you’re kinda like ok that’s a little extra but whatever im invested but then everyone is nervously looking around and the show doesn’t seem to be continuing any plot forward and for a period piece the whole modern victorian police brigade outfit doesn’t really make sense in the shows context and then you put two and two together and you’re like…. ok so wait a minute……… so theres time travel in this show?

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Old, but still relevant

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Phantom Hands: Bronson Norris Murphy

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one-star yelp review of wedding venue incoming

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made a gif

for science

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Oh no yak tranquilizers for me i just wanted to be alone in this berlin warehouse with you

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inspired by @warpweight 's observation that the Yak Tranquilizer post is Erik.

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i was going to say that any phantom of the opera shit would never work on billie lurk but it literally already did. scary lesbian dressed like ryuk with stealth abilities starts hitting on her in a weirdly dad-centric way and for the rest of her life she's gotta walk around like "it worked on me. her close-up magic and terrorist swag worked on me"

please don't let the phantom blog fool you. my 24/7 forever beloved always on my mind is still ms. billie lurk

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the connection here i think is that the phantom of the opera also has dark vision upgraded so he can see security systems through walls and the projected walking paths of guards and other npcs. when he does his little trick in masquerade it's literally the shadow clone jutsu that makes enemies confused on sight. fully upgraded shadow walk including the one that lets you scuttle through rat tunnels and Kill. dude watch out he specced into devouring swarm in this playthrough and he does not give a fuck about his chaos levels at alllllll

please don't let the phantom blog fool you. my 24/7 forever beloved always on my mind is still ms. billie lurk

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and she lives in a world where france simply doesn't exist. a safe space despite all the other things that will kill you

please don't let the phantom blog fool you. my 24/7 forever beloved always on my mind is still ms. billie lurk

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please don't let the phantom blog fool you. my 24/7 forever beloved always on my mind is still ms. billie lurk