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[warriorbard2012]

Reactions to... hearing a rumor

"Oh my god, I can't wait to tell everyone!"

"Shut up! That can't be true."

"Wait, what? No, no way. That doesn't even make sense."

"Hmm, I don't know about that. That sounds like something someone made up after one too many drinks."

"OMG, that would explain so much!"

"I'm sorry, what? My brain's not processing this."

"Really? I need all the details. Like, everything."

"Who told you that?"

"Oh, sure, and next you're gonna tell me they're secretly royal too, right?"

"No, no, no, that can't be right. They would never! Unless..."

"Well, that's a new one. Someone's gonna need a whole lot of explaining to do."

"Nah, not going to believe any of that."

"Another obviously fabricated rumor? Wow, people really have too much free time on their hands."

"Okay, but we don't actually know if that's true, right? It's just a rumor after all."

"I think I know them well enough to know that this is bullshit."

"That's the rumor? You've gotta be kidding me."

"No fucking way is that true!"

"I did not see that coming!"

"Are you serious? I don't believe that for a second. That's wild!"

"Ooooh, now this is juicy! Tell me everything."

"I think I'll wait until I get the full picture before jumping to conclusions with this one."

"Did you tell anyone else about this?"

"That's like something out of a bad movie."

More: Reactions to... Masterpost

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THIS IS NOT REAL. If you get this comment, they’re just trying to get you to delete your fic.

1) I would have gotten some kind of email from Ao3 if this was true

2) this comment is formatted to be perfect to tack onto any fic they choose

3) ALSO why on earth would Ao3 get rid of entire fandoms off the site? Even if they WERE inactive? Who knows if others will be ‘late’ to the fandom and want some fic to read. Who knows if someone wants to come back to their 6 year old account only to find most of their fics deleted.

I’m lucky to be a reasonable adult who has seen tricks like these who also had a very kind person comment their own doubts.

Please let your Ao3 friends know <3

[warriorbard2012]

subtle acts of love

giving them food without them asking for it

randomly bringing them flowers

holding a door open for them

pulling out their chair for them

guiding them with a gentle hand on the small of their back

making them lunch to take to work with them

fixing their clothes or hair

giving them a massage

talking casually about a shared future

showing them their appreciation for them

waiting at home to say hello when they come in

paying complete attention to them

giving them a casual, but thoughtful compliment

writing them a love letter and hiding it for them to find

showing them something that reminded them of their partner

humming a song to calm them down

giving them a quick kiss whenever they pass each other at home

casual grabbing their hand and swinging it back and forth

remembering something they told them

[warriorbard2012]

Hey guys let me tell you about advance fee scams

I hope y'all are familiar with these in this day and age, especially my artists out there, because they're incredibly common.

About half an hour ago I posted a drawing and tagged it #artists on tumblr, and very quickly received this comment.

My scam radar went off immediately, due to the generic blog name and lack of any emotion in the comment, but I decided it might be an entertaining venture so I dmed them. They asked for a drawing "of these", and sent me a random selfie. I got the details and told them it would be $15, and they promptly offered me $300. At this point I know it's a scam, but I play along for funsies and give them my paypal. Shortly, they send me this image for "confirmation" (I blocked out my email)

And they began to insist that I checked my email. I looked in my spam folder and found the following email.

This is fake. This is not a thing. And the "you're to refund the $200.00 back" is the scam. They send vaguely official-looking emails at you to "prove" that they sent you the money, then have you send them $200 (or however much the scam is for). Then, surprise surprise, you're out $200.

I continued to play along for a bit, and in the second email "Paypal" told me that I had to refund the $200 before they could "credit the $300 to my account", along with these lovely threats.

And yeah, it's silly. But it's not silly if you don't know and get scammed. So. Spread, please! And thank you very much to @mlaurel for the opportunity to get these screenshots.

[warriorbard2012]

April Patreon Shout Out:

-Sam

-Deb

-Amanda

-Mary

-Adam

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[warriorbard2012]

Smutty One-Liners Part I

“I dreamed of your legs wrapped around my waist.”

“Don’t act innocent when we both know where your mouth was two minutes ago.”

“We should probably leave, before we start a scandal.”

“Stop looking at me like that or my knees will not hold me any longer.”

“I think you lost your underwear somewhere.”

“My tongue still remembers the way you taste.”

“Is there some space left in that bathtub?”

“The way your eyes get darker when you get aroused, is making me lose my mind.”

“I want to count every one of your freckles with my lips.”

“Jealousy seems to be a great motivator for you.”

“Oh no, there is only one bed, what will we do now?”

“I could make you feel better.”

“Get back down here, we’re not done yet.”

“Later you will definitely need to tell me where you learned this.”

“I know I should care about the reason why you’re naked in my bed, but I will just enjoy it for a moment.”

Part II | Part III | Part IV | Part V

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I am currently facing homelessness. I have no job, no car, and I have to be out of my current place in just a few short weeks, on April 1st. I have friends out of state and if I can get to them, I should be okay. The money raised will help with the cost of that, along with food. Something else I’ve been struggling to do for the last few months is feed myself.

It’s not been a fun time and I’ll be honest, it’s been a real struggle staying alive.

Please help if you can. Sharing helps too. Thanks.

[warriorbard2012]

if you're a writer i wish u a very plot/story/character epiphany

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[warriorbard2012]

I am currently facing homelessness. I have no job, no car, and I have to be out of my current place in just a few short weeks, on April 1st. I have friends out of state and if I can get to them, I should be okay. The money raised will help with the cost of that, along with food. Something else I’ve been struggling to do for the last few months is feed myself.

It’s not been a fun time and I’ll be honest, it’s been a real struggle staying alive.

Please help if you can. Sharing helps too. Thanks.

[warriorbard2012]

March Patreon Shout Out:

-Sam

-Deb

-Amanda

-Mary

-Adam

Thank you so much for your support! If you would like to support my writing by getting first access to story chapters & exclusive access to original fiction, etc...check out the link: t.co/fk0czO9YKs

[warriorbard2012]

Casual Affections

Showing that they care.

smiling at each other from across the room

randomly texting a gif or emoji

laying their hand on the other’s leg

kiss to the side of the head

squeezing the other’s shoulder

fixing the other’s clothes

guiding them with a hand on the small of their back

embracing them from behind

ruffling their hair

placing their chin on the other’s shoulder

calling them nicknames

winking at them

teasing each other good-naturedly

putting an arm around the other’s shoulder

washing the other's hair

taking a photo of them smiling or in their element

looking in each other's eyes

putting a blanket on them

tugging at the other's clothes to keep them close

making them food they like

laughing at their jokes

placing a hand on the back of the other’s neck

brushing strands of hair away

patting their head

sharing an umbrella

bumping shoulders into each other

randomly face-timing just to hear their voice/see their face

pressing their foreheads together

nudging them to show they are right beside them

laying their head on the other’s shoulder

Love Language Part I | Part II

[warriorbard2012]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[warriorbard2012]

a scene can start wherever you want it to

writing isn't real life. You don't need to set up a character walking into a room or two characters greeting each other and talking about the weather or what-have-you in order to lead into the conversation you actually want them to have. just start at the conversation.

hell, start in the middle of the conversation. you could even start at the end and then have one of them leave and the other one left behind to reflect back on what just happened.

writing gets easier when you open yourself up to writing the parts that are interesting, to starting where it's easy instead of where you think you should start.

if it ends up not working? that's okay. you tried it, and sometimes just getting something out of your head is a necessary first step to getting the words right

[warriorbard2012]

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

[warriorbard2012]

February Patreon Shout Out:

-Sam

-Deb

-Amanda

-Mary

-Adam

Thank you so much for your support! If you would like to support my writing by getting first access to story chapters & exclusive access to original fiction, etc...check out the link: t.co/fk0czO9YKs

[warriorbard2012]

First Day of Gift-Giving

One True Pairing Moments

Watching the sunset

Dancing around the kitchen

Fighting over the remote

Adopting a pet together

Going grocery shopping together

Having a friendly arm-wrestling match

Calling just to hear their voice

Giving each other lazy kisses

Taking pictures when the other’s not watching

Getting a bath ready for them both

Cooking together for date night

Brushing their teeth together

Texting each other cute pictures

Doing skin care together

Having a snowball fight

Loudly singing together

Painting each other’s nails

Laughing at the stupidest jokes

Holding hands in packed areas

Kissing each other good night

24 Days of Gift-Giving