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Trying to take care of yourself when you're sick is so annoying. Like you know you should probably eat something and you're trying to question yourself on what you'd want to eat, and the only answer is your inner voice of dying Jane Austen going "I desire nothing but death". well ok you dramatic sickly bitch do you want that with garlic or hot sauce.

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"empowering women by sending katy perry to space for 2 minutes" shut the fuck up. samantha cristoforetti was the first female commander of the international space station and she became an astronaut because of star trek. and there is a real chance she is a kirk/spock shipper

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10/10 dad joke

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fondly remembering when pope francis said he hopes hell is empty. top pope francis moments. right up there with him saying some seminaries are too faggy

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I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

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i was gonna say “why is everyone in animes teenagers why is the fate of everyone on earth always left up to a teenager” and then i realise its because teenagers are the ones gonna be watchin the anime so we can identify with the characters more. plus i dont think anybody would be excited to see grandpa get in the robot

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German learns about tipping in America

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Diego Maradona and Dalma Maradona. (1989)

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cmyk test pages r like angels to me

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I was thinking about how ‘Grinch’ and ‘Scrooge’ are words for people who hate Christmas but aren’t exact synonyms and then this chart happened.

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I think about this once a day.

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