waterboardingwizard

[waterboardingwizard]

you forgot something

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go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

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My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr

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adhd? nah babe, I have ad4K 1080p Widescreen

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vote 🌊

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assuming this is supposed to be like the boyfriend poll?

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i encourage finding someone who is incredibly high and asking them to recount a memory of when they were a toddler

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THEY'RE KILLING HIM⁉️

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hosing down my inbox like a water slide for my anons' enrichment

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found out discord added polls and had to immediately poll a server full of marine biology students

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would you happen to know how to set a post on fire? oh, why do i ask? no real reason... - definitely not @the-reverser

photoshop

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hate it when I'm eating and my stomach starts growling

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Today's Seal Is: Willing To Discuss

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the what

every day i wake up and realize that like. most people do not know about the ocean sunfish hater/worshipper/apathy accounts. like i keep thinking they’re a huge thing but they’re not…. very sad.

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clippy ass looking late cretaceous ammonite mf

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:(

they should add a fishing minigame to tumblr