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I love the lucid family of words. I am in a state of such lucor from reading it. It’s livifying me. Truly lucible.

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League of Thieves and Forgotten Storms? Hell yes, love that notion.

Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Share what you got!

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In the future all companies must have a chief love officer and a beastmaster

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If they’re going to insist on doing a shitty live-action remake of kids movies, then they should do one for Bee Movie.

Shove Seinfeld into a big cheap bee costume, plant him in front of a green screen, and make him do Bee Movie again, word for word, shot for shot. Hell, use ALL the same actors. Don’t change the character ages, though, make them all play 17 years younger.

Make it cheap and nasty and shit and bad for everyone involved including the audience.

I won’t go and see this movie.

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A call comes in on my wireless rotary. It’s the chief, he tells me a robot’s been murdered.

I turn off my color tv, hop in my flying car and smoke a pack of the world’s fastest cigarette in the minute it takes me to get to the crime scene.

Just another day in the far-off year of 2014 for Jim Spacebuck, Future Detective.

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Had a nightmare last night that I was using ChatGPT, woke up feeling awful.

The brain really will just show you terrors whilst you’re in your most vulnerable state, huh.

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The 1920s was the Roaring 20s, the 2020s are the Screaming 20s

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Jason Statham is like a shark, he needs to keep making standard action movies to get oxygen flowing to his gills and if he stops he’ll die.

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Stay tuned, the Two Gay Little Animals animated short is dropping tomorrow. I had fun animating it, I hope you will have fun watching it!

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just encountered a corner of pinterest with some of the craziest cocktail recipes ive ever seen. i dont drink so idk how these would taste but the names and graphics alone are really getting to me

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[Walks up to a wretched old crone]

"Well, well... Can you believe that a bug can even upgrade you?"

[Old crone defeated]

[Beast soul of the sacred-blood black beetle acquired]