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I like to pretend that I’d be that strong badass heroine if I were in a book, but deep down I know that if a handsome villain with a sexy voice and a tragic backstory asked me to be his queen and rule hell with him I’d accept without a moment’s hesitation.
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i watch horror movies for the uh. the horrors.
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Fanfic comes in two flavors
1. Love letter to canon 2. “Per my last email”
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Katara and Sokka trying to tell Hakoda about their boyfriends but it's that scene from friends:
"Katara dressed up as a spirit to fight the fire nation!"
"Oh yeah well the ice storm didn't break your favorite hunting spear, Sokka did!"
"Katara snuck onto a fire nation prison barge!"
"Sokka's in love with the future Firelord!"
"KATARA'S IN LOVE WITH THE AVATAR!"
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Hakoda: "That's a lot of information to get in 30 seconds."
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Japanese legend: you have the face of who you loved most in a past life




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Thorin: Looks more like a grocer than a burglar.
Bilbo: What the hell did you just call me?
Thorin: You clearly heard me.
Bilbo: And you clearly don't want to take the risk of saying it again.
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If you don’t believe, then there’s nothing for you to be afraid of, right? You could be as big a prick as you want. I guess I can.
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angst with a happy ending is my favourite honestly like yes bitch give me emotional conflict but dont completely ruin my soul you know
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Something I noticed during the acorn scene is that when Thorin is listening to Bilbo talk about the tree he would grow, the lighting on his face is bright then when Dwalin interrupts the scene the lighting turns dark very suddenly.
Just something I couldn't help but notice.
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bilbo kissing thorin for the first time: your palms are sweating... are you nervous?
thorin: yeah
bilbo: is this your first time?
thorin: no, i've been nervous before
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bilbo: *blinks*
thorin: flawless. gorgeous. groundbreaking. truly remarkable. unseen in history. a marvel to behold... the wonder of the world. strong and hard and yet delicate like mithril. absolutely incredible.
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