electrical engineering student who smells specifically of soldering fumes, estrogen, and motorcycle exhaust (i love electronics, design, electronic music/dubstep, motorcycles)
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Can you believe it? This thing 👇 just told a lie.
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a girl moaning when youre doing this, that, or the othet to her penis,
is not unlike a water cooler bubbling as you fill your water bottle.
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this is the funniest scp and yet i've never seen anyone posting about it:





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enough of this "androids who dream of being human" shtick. more androids who love being androids, and are lowkey sorry for humans bc that shit sounds exhausting
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Hey, so do we think the introvert/extravert stuff kinda encourages a sort of learned incompetence regarding social situations among neurodivergent people by saying that they should just avoid others rather than find community or am I talking nonsense
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99% of nose-blowers quit right before the one rip where they hit their sinus cavity's resonant frequency and spend a solid 15 seconds blasting a thumb-sized wad of yellow phlegm straight out of their pineal gland and can suddenly smell colors
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guy i saw in traffic today that i felt compelled to draw
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the lorem ipsum beam takes another brave soul 😔
my editing software: got some straight gas 🔥this one's called "sample text" you'll be higher than a kite
me: yeah whatever i don't feel shLorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.
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Frank Herbert's Catholic Problems really permeate dune at every conceivable level but one of the clearest might be when he's like And then. The scariest old woman you've seen in your life Hurts you. So bad. Unimaginable pain. But if you don't tolerate it she'll kill you. Because suffering through pain without flinching away is what my scary space cult thinks makes them more human than other people. And it's intentional to be clear dune is a lot of very very intentional critique of various religious organizations but some of that makes you kinda pause and go Hey man? Are you good
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I keep misreading it as gnome assembly
type of shit my polymerases are up to
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