waylon-jones

[waylon-jones]

Ya never deserved the bullying, baby. Ya are jus’ sweet as sugar, ya are

Hey Mary, how are ya darlin’?

@waylon-jones

"EEEEEE! PRECIOUS!"

*Baby Doll rushed up to Waylon and hugged him as big and tight as she could - well, that really just amounted to hugging his ankle, given the size difference, but still!*

"Oh, Croccy, Croccy...oho, I love you so so SO much! Did you have a good day? You want some lunch?"

[waylon-jones]

Ya didn’t have to come all the way down to th’ sewers, ya know. Ya could have a normal life

Hey Mary, how are ya darlin’?

@waylon-jones

"EEEEEE! PRECIOUS!"

*Baby Doll rushed up to Waylon and hugged him as big and tight as she could - well, that really just amounted to hugging his ankle, given the size difference, but still!*

"Oh, Croccy, Croccy...oho, I love you so so SO much! Did you have a good day? You want some lunch?"

[waylon-jones]

Well, ain’t i a lucky beast then. Gettin’ a princess like ya is a dream come true

He scratches her scalp

Hey Mary, how are ya darlin’?

@waylon-jones

"EEEEEE! PRECIOUS!"

*Baby Doll rushed up to Waylon and hugged him as big and tight as she could - well, that really just amounted to hugging his ankle, given the size difference, but still!*

"Oh, Croccy, Croccy...oho, I love you so so SO much! Did you have a good day? You want some lunch?"

[waylon-jones]

O’ course, darlin’. As long as they don’t mine lookin’ at this ugly mug

He laughs

Hey Mary, how are ya darlin’?

@waylon-jones

"EEEEEE! PRECIOUS!"

*Baby Doll rushed up to Waylon and hugged him as big and tight as she could - well, that really just amounted to hugging his ankle, given the size difference, but still!*

"Oh, Croccy, Croccy...oho, I love you so so SO much! Did you have a good day? You want some lunch?"

[waylon-jones]

Ain’t got no idea how I ended up wit’ someone so good as ya, but I ain’t complainin’

He smooched her cheek

Hey Mary, how are ya darlin’?

@waylon-jones

"EEEEEE! PRECIOUS!"

*Baby Doll rushed up to Waylon and hugged him as big and tight as she could - well, that really just amounted to hugging his ankle, given the size difference, but still!*

"Oh, Croccy, Croccy...oho, I love you so so SO much! Did you have a good day? You want some lunch?"

[waylon-jones]

Ya’ always know what ta do, darlin’. Yer too good ta me

Hey Mary, how are ya darlin’?

@waylon-jones

"EEEEEE! PRECIOUS!"

*Baby Doll rushed up to Waylon and hugged him as big and tight as she could - well, that really just amounted to hugging his ankle, given the size difference, but still!*

"Oh, Croccy, Croccy...oho, I love you so so SO much! Did you have a good day? You want some lunch?"

[waylon-jones]

That’d be mighty kind o’ ya, darlin’. Ain’t fun to eat people who wander down ‘ere

Hey Mary, how are ya darlin’?

@waylon-jones

"EEEEEE! PRECIOUS!"

*Baby Doll rushed up to Waylon and hugged him as big and tight as she could - well, that really just amounted to hugging his ankle, given the size difference, but still!*

"Oh, Croccy, Croccy...oho, I love you so so SO much! Did you have a good day? You want some lunch?"

[waylon-jones]

Jus’ don’t bother me an’ we’ll be mighty fine pals!

Hello!

This is Rachel Ortiz from @gotham1news!

We were just wondering what you plan to do about the abominable state the Gotham sewers are in?

Hello,

We have had our workers taking time to observe the sewers while they figure out the best course of acton. It is regrettably a time-consuming process based on the current state of the system, but we hope to begin cleaning and purifying within the next few months.

- Eloise

[waylon-jones]

To the rat in the sewer that I accidentally stepped on: sorry

[waylon-jones]

Well, thanks for that, Arkham. Feel free to visit whenever ya want!

Jeremiah, I caught another person trying to escape via the sewers, ain’t that good?

@waylon-jones

No, no. That is not good. How did they even get into the sewers?

Thank you for catching them. Will you bring them up, Waylon, my patient?

[waylon-jones]

He laughs

I ain’t exactly “your kind” I don’t know ant smarty pants like you who live in th’ sewers

Jeremiah, I caught another person trying to escape via the sewers, ain’t that good?

@waylon-jones

No, no. That is not good. How did they even get into the sewers?

Thank you for catching them. Will you bring them up, Waylon, my patient?

[waylon-jones]

‘S mighty kind o’ ya ta visit ol’ Waylon

Jeremiah, I caught another person trying to escape via the sewers, ain’t that good?

@waylon-jones

No, no. That is not good. How did they even get into the sewers?

Thank you for catching them. Will you bring them up, Waylon, my patient?

[waylon-jones]

I appreciate that, Arkham! I’ll have to take ya up on that offer, ain’t nothin’ good in tha sewers usually

Jeremiah, I caught another person trying to escape via the sewers, ain’t that good?

@waylon-jones

No, no. That is not good. How did they even get into the sewers?

Thank you for catching them. Will you bring them up, Waylon, my patient?

[waylon-jones]

Th’ doctors always give me dirty looks when I come ta th’ surface….

Jeremiah, I caught another person trying to escape via the sewers, ain’t that good?

@waylon-jones

No, no. That is not good. How did they even get into the sewers?

Thank you for catching them. Will you bring them up, Waylon, my patient?

[waylon-jones]

They might be a bit roughed up, ‘s that fine wit ya?

Jeremiah, I caught another person trying to escape via the sewers, ain’t that good?

@waylon-jones

No, no. That is not good. How did they even get into the sewers?

Thank you for catching them. Will you bring them up, Waylon, my patient?

[waylon-jones]

Thanks, Arkham! Ya’re always so good ta me

Jeremiah, I caught another person trying to escape via the sewers, ain’t that good?

@waylon-jones

No, no. That is not good. How did they even get into the sewers?

Thank you for catching them. Will you bring them up, Waylon, my patient?

[waylon-jones]

Well, ‘s good I caught ‘em, yeah?

‘Course I will, Arkham! I ain’t just gon’ keep em down ‘ere

Jeremiah, I caught another person trying to escape via the sewers, ain’t that good?

@waylon-jones

No, no. That is not good. How did they even get into the sewers?

Thank you for catching them. Will you bring them up, Waylon, my patient?