wayward-snail
wayward-snail
The official Squeakquel
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New blog cause old one got sent to the shadow realmPersonal/Spam BlogChris/Snail30+ 🇦🇺 🏳️‍⚧️ -he/theyGW2 addict, Rat dad once upon a time i did art but these days i tend to just shitpost and vibe (TM)
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wayward-snail · 41 minutes ago
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Thinking ab storm doing this pose every other song at my Vegas ritual
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wayward-snail · 52 minutes ago
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I was so surprised when seeing how small your brushes were! What's your canvas size?
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800x800px as a starter
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wayward-snail · 57 minutes ago
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Jojo reference
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wayward-snail · 57 minutes ago
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Repeat after me: I draw so good. Not everything needs to be a banger. I'm not a content machine I'm a person who makes art and art takes time. Inspiration comes in waves and when it recedes that's when I should let myself rest
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wayward-snail · 1 hour ago
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he is blogging
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wayward-snail · 1 hour ago
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wayward-snail · 2 hours ago
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i have returned
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wayward-snail · 3 hours ago
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once you hit adulthood a day will come when you’re suddenly like VEGETABLES 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 and it never goes away
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wayward-snail · 3 hours ago
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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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wayward-snail · 3 hours ago
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whattado!
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wayward-snail · 3 hours ago
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Just lost a few braincells reading an nyt article about gen z "treat culture" and I can't even fathom that this is a thing. We're living in a dystopian hellscape where someone spending $5 a week on a cookie is considered a wasteful brat because they should have just gone for a nice free walk instead and saved the $250 a year that roughly equals four days' rent. That's why these ungrateful kids can't buy a house, naturally.
I am ALL for free treats, like hiking or reading in the park. But at some point you can't budget your way out of poverty, and you will literally go mad if you deny yourself basic pleasures that are literally all around you. They even lamented that little treats could snowball into doing something absolutely unforgivable like learning how to play the guitar or buying concert tickets.
At what point do we just start saying out loud that living an enjoyable and fulfilling life is now only acceptable at a 100k+ salary, and if you're one of the millions of people unlucky enough not to be in that category you should just eat dirt and be grateful?
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wayward-snail · 3 hours ago
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He looks better now.
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wayward-snail · 3 hours ago
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If a nonbinary person shows the slightest hint of masculnity they get shoved in the boy box, where they will be hated either for being a "trans man" or a "cis man invading queer/trans spaces" based on their (assumed) agab. And then if a nonbinary person shows the slightest hint of femininity they get shoved in the girl box, where they will be hated either for being a "trans woman" or a "cis woman invading queer/trans spaces" based on their (assumed) agab. And if a nonbinary person never ever shows any hints of femininity or masculinity, they are hated anyway and people demand they pick a box to be sorted into.
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wayward-snail · 22 hours ago
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wayward-snail · 22 hours ago
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reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts
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wayward-snail · 22 hours ago
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tomorrow i will ride an elephant sized isopod into a crowded public area and we will all find out what happens next together
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wayward-snail · 22 hours ago
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Hey don't cry, okay? We just found Attenborough’s long-beaked echidna, a species thought to be extinct for the past 60 years.
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