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Naru/sasu relationship in a nutshell.
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Writers don’t use notebooks, we collect them. They’re sacred artifacts, filled with precisely three pages of notes before we abandon them for a new, shinier one.
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This movie flares up time and time again like some kind of intellectual arthritis, and unsurprisingly I find myself wishing it never existed each time.
Who tf is Eli's mother? He had to have been born during s6 or within a year after considering that the movie takes place 15 years after the end of s6 and Eli was minimum 14 years old (he couldn't legally drive I'm pretty sure) considering he was in HS. His mom can't be Braeden (that boy is whiter than me and I'm a pale mf), and she's Derek's last known partner, and there was no fucking way Eli was adopted (Derek was demonstrably not in a place for adopting a kid by the end of the show) so where did this boy come from????
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Good vibes y’all.
good things will happen 🧿
things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿
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Stiles: I have an important question to ask you.
Derek, hopeful, thinking of marriage: Of Course.
Stiles: Will you bear my children? Our puppies need mental and emotional growth. A newborn could help.
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski Additional Tags: Bottom Derek Hale/Top Stiles Stilinski, Dom Stiles Stilinski, Sub Derek Hale, Soulmates, True Mates, Slight feminization, Established Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Pet Names, Anal Sex, Fluff and Smut, Praise Kink, Mating Bites, slight breathplay, slight bloodplay, Body Worship, Human Stiles Stilinski is a Pack Alpha, Pack Alpha Derek Hale, slight pet play Summary:
He could feel Stiles’ butterfly kisses peppering the back of his neck, his tongue pressing against his skin like he’s tattooing an invisible love letter on his body. He can feel Stiles’ long fingers tracing his spine, reverently. His mouth soon follows and Derek can’t help but notice the rhythm that coincides with Stiles heartbeat: lick, kiss, lick, kiss, matching each strong beat in his boy's chest, as though loving Derek is what keeps him alive.
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Stiles: C’mon, Derek. I can make it worth your while.
Stiles: I make a mean chocolate cake.
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Derek: I’m the Alpha, and I make the rules around here.

Stiles: Pardon?
Derek: Stiles and I make the rules around here.
#sterek#stiles stilinski#derek hale#alpha mates#incorrect teen wolf quotes#Derek Hale is obsessed with Stiles Stilinski#he’s whipped
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Lydia: We need your help. I’m asking nicely.
Peter: You honestly think batting pretty eyes and a killer smile is enough to get my nephew and I to do as you say? Please try again.
Stiles: I would kill for some ice cream right now.
Derek: I’ll get my car.
Peter: Who do I need to kill for it?
#Sterek#incorrect teen wolf quotes#steter#stiles stilinski#derek hale#peter hale#stiles is catnip for Hales
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When your significant other knows you have boundless love that permits them to be annoying.
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When you already have 100+ tabs open on your phone, but you open another one because you always forget your bookmarks.
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When someone tries to explain to you that you have attractive qualities...
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When you and your spouse make a mental list of who to ban from the next family gathering...

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When you just got out the shower and someone already calls you to do something...

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When you accidentally use salt instead of sugar...

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When the first of the year isn't over yet but your coworker has already called off...
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When you realize your husband's actual sexuality after over eleven years of marriage....

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