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lost in the moss

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Working on making the goblins Rib and Cricket from the @pocketss comics!

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OH MY GOD

Working on making the goblins Rib and Cricket from the @pocketss comics!

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houseplant type friend

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Technology is amazing....

they spent billions on this

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i wish i could emoji react irl so if i don't feel like talking or emoting i can just

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Falin totebag design i did last year, hopefully will be available at the store :p ✨

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In this world

Is cook or be cooked

tonight I had the privilege of hearing a 13 year old explain the terms “cooking” and “cooked” to my 45 year old manager and she said something so excellent I have to document it.

“cooked is bad. cooking is good. you’re either in the pot or you’re holding it.”

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It gets better

It never goes away

But it gets so much better

im getting really fucking sick of all this “it gets better!” bullshit. im going to have depression for the rest of my life. it’s not going to “””get better””” fuck you

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Im so glad I never got into that

It must fucking Suck to develop a brain and slowly realize that such an important aspect of your formative years is currently alive and designing more efficient ways to exterminate your friends

People still tend to lump JK Rowling in with the category of ~problematic artists~ and I need everyone to understand that is not the problem with her. She is not comparable to anyone who wrote a piece of fiction you hate, or someone who made rude comments in 2015 and has since learned better.

She is far more like Elon Musk. She is a radicalized person with an extreme amount of social and financial power, and for YEARS she has been using that power to try to influence her government into hurting vulnerable people, on purpose. And she has succeeded. THAT is the problem with her, and THAT is why spending money on her books is so dangerous, not because her books aged badly.

Critiquing her work is fine, of course (I personally was never a fan so I really don’t care) but you NEED to understand that fiction is not the main issue here. And I truly think acting like she’s the same as the rest of any giant list of ~problematic creators of the week~ waters down how dangerous she is.

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starting a collection

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*picking petals* she loves me... she loves me lots... she loves me... she loves me lots...

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....

Huh.

"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.

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The fucker

Air lock

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“protect children” <- reactionary drivel basically every time

“be kind to children” <-radical thinking that causes way more arguments than you would ever imagine

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Even if Jesús couldnt be fully God and fully Man I could still be a multitude of Vicious genders because im just Built Different (Defective.)

WE NEED TO START TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT BIGENDERISM

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okay i lied put your clothes back on we're not having sex i'm fundamentally evil and i need you to kill me