First lieutenant Riza Hawkeye.There will be no stringed weapons of the Paleolithic Era here. Find a different blog.
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me: (laughing and shaking my head while lighting a cuban cigar) heterosexuals
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me: *wakes up*
me: im ready to sin
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Excuse me but I'm actually quite small.
weaponsofprotection that’s easy for you to say you’re a big scary soldier lady nobody would mess with you
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[Working on an OC. Will develop her as the day goes on...starting a blog later.]
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There is some weird shit going on in my dashboard
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this world is not perfect
→ But it’s there for us, trying the best it can; that’s what makes it so damn beautiful.
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I keep opening tabs just to reopen tumblr.
The curse--it has found me.
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There are days that go by without me even noticing
and then there are days like today
where I want to beat the shit out of literally everyone and everything that crosses my path.
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That sounds terrible.
Yes. That. Whatever that is.
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Yes. That. Whatever that is.
He tried to feed me cotton at some sort of fair. We shot water guns.
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He tried to feed me cotton at some sort of fair. We shot water guns.
I mean, it was nice till it turned into a nightmare. That was my brain’s fault though.
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I mean, it was nice till it turned into a nightmare. That was my brain's fault though.
No really.
He took me on a date to a fair and I won a stuffed Lemur
and I woke up
with the lemur.
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No really.
He took me on a date to a fair and I won a stuffed Lemur
and I woke up
with the lemur.
I think I just had a Bojangles dream
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I think I just had a Bojangles dream
Cassie.
We need to talk.
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