weasel717
weasel717
Strayed out of thought and time
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I just blog about stuff I like. This blog is certified as a laxative in Europe and is illegal in California.
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weasel717 · 17 hours ago
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im actually very hopeful about transhumanism and machine intelligence vastly improving the standard of living for everyone in the future but im also very conscious of the natural resources needed to sustain such a high level of technological intervention so i try really hard to minimize my own waste of hydrocarbons, rare earth metals etc. and yes i do remember that the last time i tried to conserve vital lithium salts by going off my meds i did blow up my marriage, gamble away my life savings, move to Namibia and attempt to launch an onlyfans career by filming myself stomping exotic fauna to death while wearing fetishy leather boots. but let's be clear: this technology could save literal billions of lives and vastly improve trillions more across the indefinite future of the human race. if we situate all of this in a utilitarian ethics, i could singlehandedly drive the elephant shrew to extinction and i would still, objectively, be doing the right thing.
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weasel717 · 3 days ago
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Disappointed in these results ngl
My mum sold mlm stuff while she was pregnant with me
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weasel717 · 5 days ago
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gray alien war pod got repossessed but i still got poop truck
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weasel717 · 5 days ago
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weasel717 · 11 days ago
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BAD POLL:
My mum sold mlm stuff while she was pregnant with me
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weasel717 · 5 months ago
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I like how he saw the wheel and was like hell yeah I know what to do here
Hamster's In Dungeon And Dragons
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weasel717 · 5 months ago
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This phrase has been rolling through my brain for like nine hours now. Do you guys fw my large wee. Large wee. Large wee. Rolling through my head through half my fucking work shift. This sounds bad enough. But it gets worse. I'm a tutor and I work with children
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do u guys fw my large wee
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weasel717 · 5 months ago
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weasel717 · 5 months ago
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weasel717 · 5 months ago
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absolutely crazy that its 2025 and theres still adults being completely serious about kinning and "alterhuman" and all that stuff
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weasel717 · 5 months ago
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Yeah, there's a lot of little girl tantrum music now
breakup songs are so lame now sorry i feel like every charting breakup song you hear these days is like waah you left me but whatever you sucked anyway and im way too hot for you and too cool. why cant anyone be miserable anymore. no more im killing myself because you left music on the radios?!?!
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weasel717 · 5 months ago
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weasel717 · 5 months ago
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Diggy diggy moles in their diggy diggy holes
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Diglett — Pokemon TCG Pocket, Genetic Apex
Illustrated by: Shinya Komatsu
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weasel717 · 5 months ago
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weasel717 · 5 months ago
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If I got to select two nintendos I'd choose the 3DSXL and the Switch
nintendo switch 2 more like "nintendos which two" which is what I would say if asking someone to select two nintendos
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weasel717 · 5 months ago
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Those little fuckers didn't have genders to begin with. They're making the genderless microorganisms trans
scientists have successfully induced gender dysphoria in a tardigrade
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weasel717 · 5 months ago
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i'm gonna fucking vomit i was high as hel and while trying to fucking tell my group chat that a conure parrot's head is not divisible as a square icon i typed the shittiest slime comprehendible by pond toads.
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