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Americans Brits will use anything but the metric imperial system 🙄

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Sorry guys we gotta sit down for a sec in these trenches. My boyfriend needs to release his spoken word poetry unto his tape recorder. Yeah he carries that thing around everywhere. Yeah no he’s gotta do it right now. Sorry. Mind stepping around us? Appreciate it. Great job with the…slaughtering. Keep it up gang.

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academic who writes a paper and just puts "credit to original author :)" for all their citations

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ignore that it’s burning

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i need misogyny to stop it's pissing me off so bad. everyone quit it for real

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Top 5 women?

bro i can't even top one woman ha ha h[two drums and a cymbal fall from the ceiling killing me instantly

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what studying literature feels like

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“do you really wanna be on medication for the rest of your life” if you knew me unmedicated you’d want me to be on medication for the rest of my life too

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"oh you're bi too? haha attracted to every woman and five men amiright" don't put words in my mouth. don't put your baggage on me. if you saw the men i wanted to fuck you'd hurl.

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ohhhh ok your having a hard time with some vague feelings? oh and its like this stickman covered in blood. thats nice dear

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pp

Hrnghhhhh..