weasel/ferret -- 30+ -- UK -- Current posts are mostly shitpost memes and art for weeb and korean webnovel fandoms. This tumblr is OLD old and still contains insensitive humour from over a decade ago, please be warned.
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Belgium Chase Tag Compilation
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Spamming my friends with Testars but they have no idea what's happening
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Amor, 15th century Wallachia with early 17th century handwriting.
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Read my final chapter. Lembrary, Jo-woon, and Tae-ri all sat together for a meal. It was a much better final place than I expected. Somehow I'm crying. I'm gonna miss these guys.
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Today is the final day to read Heavenly Idol's official English translation. You have until 4am EST to access whatever is available to you (not all accounts will be allowed to "daily unlock" a chapter as the novels the YONDER app gives daily unlock access to are randomised by their algorithm). I'll try making a memorial post tomorrow to mark the end of service.
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Reminder
Today is the final day to read Heavenly Idol's official English translation. You have until 4am EST to access whatever is available to you (not all accounts will be allowed to "daily unlock" a chapter as the novels the YONDER app gives daily unlock access to are randomised by their algorithm). I'll try making a memorial post tomorrow to mark the end of service.
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this is not my screenshot
discord has been pushing its new uk online safety act changes early for some users. this screenshot belongs to a 32 year old who used discords built in face scanner to verify their age. the scanner said they were 11 years old, and instantly suspended the account, with no option to try again or appeal, and the suspension will automatically end in 2027, when they’re “old enough” to use discord.
DO NOT SCAN YOUR FACE TO VERIFY YOUR AGE
if you really want to verify your age, use a different option available. don’t trust the face scan.
#I'm disabled so never have any ID they demand for these (stuff they can access instant databases for like driver's license or passport)#had to do the facial scan thinking at worst it'd think I was 15#I'm 34 and it came back that I'm a teen and don't have access to age restricted content#no make up moisturiser or toner just raw face looking like shit#and it said teen and blocked me#then DM'd me that I'm an adult and unblocked me#it's not just the facial scan that's bugged as shit#it's the entire system
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when will my wife (a gentle noble's vacation recommendation) come back from the war (when will the next volume be translated and published into eng) 😔
#i read vol 10 recently having forgotten why it was on my desk unread#then I went to check the next volume was ordered#aaaaaaaaaa
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Just to clarify, there's a bill that would STOP credit card companies from controlling who's allowed to spend money on porn or "risque" (read: queer) content. If you don't think big business should be able to tell you what to spend your own damn money on, call your senators and reps to let them know! It's the Fair Access to Banking Act, H.R.987 in the House, S.410 in the Senate.
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this season's plot is really interesting
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happens more than you think
#gil who has had nothing to do for anyone for so long and liked it that way#VS suddenly requests that are just vaguely interesting from a person who keeps presenting him with new scenarios#what reason does he have to decline when he's already on this ride#somehow saying no feels... more bothersome
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Update re: Heavenly Idol English edition
So Wattpad did respond to my help ticket over a week ago, except, they forgot to hit send. The second time they did manage to hit send to tell me that Heavenly Idol will not be added to Wattpad due to the translation being unfinished (250-something chapters are not enough to get added to the service). My compensation is therefore worthless, I've lost the chapters I've paid money for, and the novel is for now abandoned with no fan translated alternative or rips. It will essentially cease to exist on August 1st 2025 when YONDER app is taken offline.
Their suggestion by the way was "try to find another novel to read."
My 1500 coins expire today.
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what is the ship name for us intl fans 😭💔 is there one. i've been calling them gilzel in my head. can i call them that. please let me know 🤲🤲🤲
#GISELLE I MEAN GAZELLE I MEAN-!#gille but it's pronounced gillie#strokebooks#slashreader#swordminister
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The secret to a long lasting relationship is finding someone who hates leaving their comfort zone and then wiggle your way in there. You wiggle your way right inside their comfort zone and then you're there. By the time they notice you're there, they'll just sigh like "oh great, now there's a creature in here", but they don't want to move out of their comfort zone, and tossing you out of there would now alter the air pressure and constitution of the comfort zone too abruptly and it would pop like a bubble.
That's how you keep a relationship. You weasel your way inside someone's comfort zone and make yourself an essential component of it, so now they, too, will have to make sure that your dumb ass stays in there. Their comfort zone now has a fucking creature in it, and it's not going to be the same comfort zone if the creature isn't there.
#how many ships is this#the replies talking about this being manipulation and lizel and fumiya like “yes.”
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Some kind person shared with me this brilliant picture (second), so I did a meme ~
The translation is in ALT
#nagiricore#when life gives you misunderstandings and horror beyond your wildest nightmares#allow armadillo into your life and ponder orbs
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"we will get back to you in 12-48hrs"
IT HAS BEEN SEVEN DAYS.
total radio silence from wattpad and my compensation expires in two days. They have not uploaded a single novel in this time either. Even when they do add it, I feel inclined to NEVER give them my money ever again. I have already abandoned the Webtoon titles I was reading that have gone advert or coins only.
Tapas has been SO much better even with its policy of paywalling the latest 40 chapters, and now they have Illusion Hunter From Another World I'll be spending each day reading on there and saving coins for the novel.
So YONDER app is shutting down, and taking all its translated Korean novels with it, including Heavenly Idol (aka Holy Idol), which does not have any unofficial fan translations. With the official translation taken offline it will essentially become lost media.
I quite enjoyed Heavenly Idol despite the translation errors, so I paid something like £9 on unlocking chapters when it wasn't free to read but had to stop because it was so absurdly expensive (a novel with over 200 chapters, and £9 only got me about 40 chapters in). I was upset that they were shutting down the app and ceasing access to it.
So I was kind of happy when they said they'd move all the novels to Wattpad ("kind of" because the comments section on YONDER and Webtoon are great fun, and Wattpad just does not seem to have the same audience) and eventually said "we'll compensate anyone who bought novels, if you fill out this form."
Well it turns out they sent me my compensation with no notification emails. Did not upload Heavenly Idol to Wattpad (I subscribed and have checked the emails every single day hoping for it, they're only adding three books a day and many of them are multivolumes of the same story). And now the compensation is expiring already?
I also cannot find for the life of me anywhere on the Wattpad website that shows you how long you have left before the coins expire, or where to buy any coins. Clicking the balance on your profile just shows you instructions saying you can buy 300 coins for $40! It seems one novel costs around 1400 coins.
So yeah. Fuck this entire thing.
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