He/ItRefer to me like I'm a sickly dog you don't know that well
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u like ONE post from a girlblogger who spams tags and then all of a sudden your whole dash is corny ass posts that look like this
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if this gets 100 notes im gona break up with my girlfriend
(they have been barely talking to me for months, keep making excuses to not hang out, act like they hate my guts in public, blamed me for their exams going bad, constantly insult me to the point idk if they're joking or not, but im too pussy to break up weve bren together for over a yr and a half and idk what to do)
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(on the verge of tears) show me that big fat sexy ass right NOW!!
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Gonna try horny posting ok don't make fun of me
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Atsushi standing on business and reminding everyone that he’s the main character will never not be the most hype thing in this series.
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People on tumblr need to start having crushes on each other again. Shake things up
#I do this#if we have interacted on here before and you identify as male I have probably planned a future of us getting married#im not proud of it
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not now kitten daddy's telling his tumblr mutuals his full legal name and home adress
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i get scared when my mutuals aren’t as active. none of you are mentally stable enough to go missing
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babe are you okay i saw you posting without tags again
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How to beg someone for attention without directly begging someone for attention???
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Season 3 didn’t happen
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yes, officer, my moot who lives across the world from me and is always reblogging stuff and being unhinged on tumblr hasn't been online in 18 hours. I'd like to file a missing person report
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get a man who will literally shoot his own guards through the skull for attempting to kill you and defying his orders
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