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jg characters at the grocery store
yuuki:
gives brownie points to whoever willingly carries his basket. the catch being that they need to actually take it from him
occasionally provides a sudden fatherly pat on the head or shoulder, which is both endearing to onlookers and a chilling warning to the recipient, who knows they’ve been caught doing something out of line
loves getting things for a bargain; one of his few joys
sometimes leaves secret messages by rearranging items on the shelves, but it’s always something seemingly trivial that only one person will actually understand
the rest of them puzzle over it for ages if they catch it
sakuma:
carries the list of groceries they actually need and insists on sticking to it
keeps getting after everyone who goes over budget
they take turns distracting him while the others escape or put things in his basket
he gets fed up with it but once they leave him alone he notices that everything they added had been stuff he likes
one time he found something he did actually want but it wasn’t on the list
yuuki said something to him about perspective which he took to mean that he should get it, but it wasn’t supposed to be that deep
will switch to a cart from a basket if everything’s too heavy because it’s logical, but won’t get help carrying them out from spies because hONOUR
miyoshi:
wants to be done inside quickly because he hates the smell of the soap in the washrooms, but always spends too long looking at the limited selection of hair products and has to pee
hatano and kaminaga corner him in the juice aisle and torture him with puns
jitsui pushes him over the edge and, defeated, he bolts
sulks whenever someone picks something he likes because he doesn’t want to look like he’s copying someone
this is usually exploited until he gets too pouty and refuses to move from one spot
they ply him with compliments until he lets them off the hook
hatano:
challenges everyone to races in the shopping carts
if nobody wants to humour him he’ll push the cart himself and jump in
will fearlessly dive into an adjacent aisle if he’s about to be caught and walks away whistling while the speeding cart knocks over an elaborate display he pretends he wasn’t aiming for
once convinced miyoshi to race him after he got picked on and was defeated so brutally that he didn’t speak until they got back
fukumoto:
spends most of the time eating and critiquing food samples
will eat every platter if not stopped
“sir these are just to taste”
“save some for the other customers! *awkward chuckle*” “I’m other customers”
“this has far too much salt,” he says, shoving two more in his mouth
buys five of everything anyway
will rip open a box and make better samples with a match and a bottle of water
kaminaga:
gets lost if there are more than four aisles
will try to find everyone else, but they are almost all actively hiding from him without even hindering their shopping
they only show up again once he starts making a dramatic speech over the intercom about how everyone he knew “left him for dead amidst the low-fat goat cheese” and how he will never love again
tazaki:
secretly takes things out of the others’ carts and puts them back on the shelf
kaminaga thinks he’s losing it because he swears he already grabbed that bag of chips, and after a few times he tries to snatch it and run but then the pickles disappear, and when he turns around the chips are gone too
tazaki is nearby, but “would never prank him”
uses his powers of misdirection for evil, such as substituting miyoshi’s canned salmon for cat food right in front of him and putting six containers of protein powder in hatano’s cart while he stands on his tiptoes to get something from a high shelf
once placed prunes in yuuki’s basket and had it blamed on sakuma, who misinterpreted the situation so horribly that he unknowingly took the fall for it
amari:
sees that there are free bananas for shoppers to give their children and takes one, calling for “emma”. then walks around the corner and eats it
repeat offender
everyone in the vicinity sees him loop around the aisle three times but can’t even begin to try and stop him
the fourth time he just grabs the whole bunch and runs
has the audacity to make a joke about banana peels when finally confronted by management
jitsui:
always has an obnoxious amount of coupons on hand for every situation and will talk his way into every saving possible
would get back in line 67 more times if he can’t apply multiple coupons to one transaction but they just tell him it’s fine because they know he’s serious
even charms or guilt-trips his way past expiry dates with his top-notch acting skills
odagiri:
lowkey super excited because he gets to pick a treat and nobody will stop this grown man from eventually trying every type of cookie in the snack aisle
but he’s so attached to one kind that fukumoto has to convince him that he can get that and a new kind each time
will hunt down anyone who steals from his stash because he asks for so little
also because they’re his, dammit
gamou:
unfortunate clerk who has to deal with everyone’s nonsense
although immune to jitsui’s tactics, can never catch him breaking any rules on coupons
they often engage in a battle of who-looked-further-ahead-into-the-technicalities until he politely threatens to call the manager
acts like he’s in a commercial for everything he shelves and pretends he’s on the runway when nobody’s around
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さぁ、狩りのじかんだ
Art by: あしろ
PLEASE DO NOT RE-POST AND DO NOT REMOVE ARTIST’S CREDIT.
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reblog if you want joker game season 2
(via noshitaka)
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Emma and Amari by Re: | Tl and Edit by amplified
* Novel Amari/Utsumi apparently took Emma and Frate to Hawaii and raised her there, but let’s ignore that canon for now pls.
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D-Agency’s Investigation Records by リヲン | TL and Edit by amplified
D-Agency members were asked whether they prefer dogs or cats
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RARE SHIPING: tsukishima akiteru & haiba arisa
their ship name: AKISA
DATING • met in a cafe • Alisa loves to cling onto Akiteru • Akiteru cooks for his girlfriend • Alisa loves to tease his little brother Tsukki • Akiteru teaches Lev about cooking, but Lev gets confused and messes things up. • Akiteru is the more responsible one • Akiteru doesn’t mind Alisa playing loud music in the apartment, or the shower • Akiteru’s nickname from his girlfriend is ‘Aki-chan’ but occasionally she uses ’-kun’ instead • once they argued about getting a cat or a dog.(since Akiteru is a dog person, and Alisa is a cat person) • after looking in the pet shop, Alisa agreed on getting a dog • they got a golden retriever named ‘Channel’ • Akiteru buys cosmetics for Alisa every Christmas
MARRIAGE • set in a beach • Tsukki and Lev are the best man • Channel is the main 'maid of honor’ • they have three kids (four coming up) • all sons • Arata: eldest;5 years old; careful/responsible; brown hair; green eyes; athlete • Hiroaki: 2nd eldest; twin; 4 years old; tease; blonde hair with strips of silver; brown eyes • Hiroki: 3rd eldest; twin; 4 years old; worrywart; playful; blonde hair with strips of silver; brown eyes • Alisa is currently pregnant • youngest: Valeria(Валерия);1 month old; girl; green-brown eyes
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suho(minho) is so cute
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Handsome Hansung
I nickname hansung, "handsome" because it sounds pretty similar.
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Whenever I see him, I can feel the rice cake soup from three years ago rising.
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Merry christmas!!
Moodboard: Kim Taehyung // “All I want for Christmas is you…”
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choi bb
Eat baby Eat !!! (≧∇≦)
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hmm, my question exactly
is Taehyung playing Hansung or is Taehyung playing Taehyung?
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yet they're rivals/bronemies/etc.
the “brave and strong” suho
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TAE LOOKS BEST IN ANY ANGLE


| Taehyung wallpaper |
Hwarang
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ‘twinkle, twinkle, little star…’ㅤ
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