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had a fever dream in this blistering summer heat that a scrawny black rooster-shaped Winclet approached me skittishly curious, so i kneeled down to appear less threatening.

then it went behind me and shat on my foot

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Pisses me off how good Shakespeare actually is. Like yeah he's actually that good. People hype him up like he's the best English writer ever, and yeah he's actually an S+ tier writer.

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it's been a couple months and i am proud to report winslow leaf is looking a heck of a lot happier and healthier now, though he is awfully gangly and goofylike and not full like other young aralias i see online, and im worried that im a bad plant parent yet i dont know what exactly im doing wrong if this isnt normal but wow. he really is the winslow leafiest looking plant out there. hohh buddy i hope youre okay :'}

it is with a heavy heart that i must announce my balfour aralia, whom i'd nicknamed "winslow leaf", has (in tragic irony) lost all the leaves on one side of him after being neglected for the ten days i was away in another province T_T

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RIP Tom Lehrer 1928 - 2025

[ID: black and white image of a white guy with glasses and short dark hair smiling in front of a microphone]

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I love Tom Lehrer's music and style of satire and from what I can tell was an all around great guy, who famously hated Henry Kissinger. He was an energetic person who inspired comedy musicians such as Weird Al.

He lived a rich life until the age of 97.

He made his entire catalog of music public domain before his death and it was mirrored by the Internet Archive.

You can find them here

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I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

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so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

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Every time I diss on my friend's yumeships I immediately get humbled by the reminder that I am terrifically down bad for fucking Mephistopheles from Goethe's Faust. It can't get any worse than this. Hi meet my partner da Devil from da Bible

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there is lowkey a yaoi inbreeding problem going on with how people draw top surgery scars

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I really want to see a production of Faust set in the modern day where, when Mephistopheles first shows up, he’s this genuinely terrifying and grotesque visage. But then after Faustus sends him away for being too ugly, he shows up again as just a mild to moderately attractive guy in a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

Like, he’s got weird, vaguely creepy Steve Buscemi eyes and gives off a really spooky vibe, but for the most part he acts super chill. He’s very flirty with Faustus and he has the wardrobe of someone who’s musical diet is 90% Jimmy Buffet.

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boy if you play that leitmotif one more time

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I wish to explode my score. Thank you

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Woe. sheet music be upon ye

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i may have lied about the first part

faust(robot)arune tomorrow

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This piece has been in my drafts by far too long.

Anyway, here it is. A Phantom of the Paradise piece inspired by the Tarot card the nine of swords.

Big thanks to @weirdbird74 for letting me use their transcription of Never Thought I'd Get To Meet The Devil in this piece <3

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