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a moment of silence for these posters for The Ugly Stepsister

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"the girl in The Ugly Stepsister isn't even ugly"

Yeah I think that's part of the point.

"Demi Moore still looks good why was The Substance like that"

Because that's part of the point.

"why was-"

That's the point!

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The Ugly Stepsister (2025) — dir. Emilie Blichfeldt

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these annotations are love letters btw just fyi like idc if they’re romantic or not but these are love letters

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Aliens (1986) • Dir. James Cameron 

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me and who

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me and my friend yesterday talked about how inititally longlegs didn't impress us but the longer we sat and thought about it the more we were like "holy shit that was a good movie". it took DAYS for me to truly realize how unsettled i was by it. i feel like so many horror fans nowadays are so desensitized and they expect all horror movies to be cheap jumpscares and shock value gore, so they didn't like it but longlegs was really good to me. yes the ending was a bit rushed and predictable, but all the little hints and parallels throughout the movie make it so fun to rewatch.

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Gay people can’t say “I love you” they always gotta do some shit like this

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it should've been me

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t-shirt that says i watched i saw the tv glow and all i got was this ache in my chest from an emotion i cant put the name to

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“I Saw The TV Glow” inspired iphone layout

“there is still time.”

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alien romulus is out here asking the Real Questions. Like.

is it possible to have a relationship that isnt rooted in exploitation under capitalism??

how much vaginal imagery can I put in a movie before Freud rises outta the grave to shake my goddamn hand himself???

what if you're a white woman and the only family member you have left in this world is a black (robot) man who is programmed to do what is best for you and only you without regard for himself and is dehumanized by every person including You? What does that Perhaps SAY ABOUT SOCIETY

And what the Fuck would You do if you watch your best friend expel a godDAMN mutated alien EGG out of her Cooch, which then hatches into the Scariest White Man I've ever seen; who, in his whole Seven minutes of life commits the Mortal Sins of [not in order of severity] : being Fucking creepy as FuCk (bro im serious im so serious wtf), commiting Matricide™️, growing Too Tall in Too Short a Time, and trying to stick its mouth tongue Appendage down its mom's bestie's throat while its skin rots away to nothing in exposure to Space. Just what the fuck.. not cool.

yeah. what if you have the worst day of your life. all your friends die. and now. you have to sleep. for 9 years. the fuckin nightmares i would have. my god.

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Alien: Romulus (2024)

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watching all of the Alien movies again and good fucking god the horror that is pregnancy lmao

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I think I hauve covid

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Okay so I did actually start watching all the Alien movies and I just finished Alien Resurrection and that is peak cinema. Everything about it was just the silliest shit I've even seen and even better than I remembered from when I watched it like 20 years ago.

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