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Pros, minus has friends niw

Cons, hes the only one who does the work in group projects

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oh woops I meant to say that to Dsides

"...that isnt santa. That is. My uncle. Thanks"

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hey minus I found some fat weirdo trying to break in through the chimney so I shot him in the face with my shotgun, do you normally have burglar's come through there?

"...why are you telling me-"

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A computer monitor was basically the only light rn, everyone was passed out. Hell, minus had stopped his investigation and was. Trying to sleep. Probably. Nobody had really heard from him in a bit

Dsides was up watching the norad Santa tracker. He didnt believe in santa, god knows his parents would never let him do that. Or get him presents. Or anything.

He really should stop dwelling on that.

"Alright...santa should be round here any second"

He was just joking. But, a part of him hoped that it was true tbh

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FUCK YEAH CHRISTMAS

IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING FOR THE ASHS PLEASE GIVE EM TO EM

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"Pretty sure its a collagen thing"

what if... I injected pure calcium into your bones to fix the problem

"...uh. brittle bone disease is genetic that wont help"

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what if... I injected pure calcium into your bones to fix the problem

"...uh. brittle bone disease is genetic that wont help"

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that's a funny paradox, if you punch yourself in the hand, would the hand your punching break, or would your fist break?

"Paradox? The answers easy. Both. Its both i suffer from brittle bone disease"

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oh I know, but I ask because that M!A is still on

"I know i know...but what everyone is forgetting. Is that i can just punch my hand and boom"

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"Wait could i have a pet cat in there?...my cat allergies wouldn't apply in there..."

oh no that's the thing! there's vr that literally transfers your conscious INTO the video game, and your real life limitations don't apply~ you could literally just use a character creator to give yourself the virtual strength you wouldn't have otherwise~ and, when I mentioned blowin stuff up, that includes superpowers~ or anything really, go nuts~

"...uhm. uh. i like breaking my bones though"

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I wonder what chaos Funkdela will cause

"I. I dunno actually, uh. Ive never been this...free before."

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do you want us to break your bones for you?

"Haha, nah. With my condition i can do it myself just fine!"

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Go Funkdela, go have fun!

Find hobbies that you'll love!

"Alright, gotcha"

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Anytime Funkdela! ^^

"Hehe, thx"

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well what're you gonna do if you DIE breaking your bones?

"...ive been through worse. Ever heard of pier syndrome? Thats rough as all hell when you're coming down from months of adrenaline rushes. My bones also heal real quick. I'll be fine"

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*Gives Funkdela a necklace that lets him do the things he wants to do, the necklace looking like something Funkdela would wear.* And don't worry about losing it, just clap three times and it'll come back to you.

"Wh- uhm. Thanks?"

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oh no that's the thing! there's vr that literally transfers your conscious INTO the video game, and your real life limitations don't apply~ you could literally just use a character creator to give yourself the virtual strength you wouldn't have otherwise~ and, when I mentioned blowin stuff up, that includes superpowers~ or anything really, go nuts~

"...uhm. uh. i like breaking my bones though"