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I probably shouldn't underestimate the power of three girls so I'm gonna have to say yes. I'm guessing you're still on that carb-loading diet?

Do you think they’ll pin you down and shave you? Because that could be the start to a terrible horror film. The twins and Char take me down when I eat too much cereal.

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No reason..

Maybe, why?

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'Course, Jo. I'd be honoured to.

…. Please?

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Does 'sometimes' include right now?

Sometimes.

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Wait, is this your way of asking me to...walk you down the aisle?

No. There’s no use in speaking to either of them. They’re both idiots, Ty

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Well she might end up having the twins on her side, so we'll see how long this actually lasts for. Give or take three weeks and I'm already reunited with the trimmer.

Well you can always say that it’s just for the month and then by the end of the month she’ll either love it or you’ll be sick of it. Tactical speaking and all that.

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Fair enough. And yeah you're right, it could be annoying at times. But I never really grew it to the point where I had to lift the thing. Well thanks, bro. I figured. But don't worry, if you do decide to grow one, I'm sure to back you up on it.

I don’t mind having to wake up early, I wake up early most days anyway so shaving isn’t that much of a problem. You’ve got a point, but I feel like it could get annoying. And I won’t judge you on yours too grow a beard either. No, I don’t think she is. 

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Well then you're a lucky man, Cole. I, on the other hand, don't know if Zoey's gonna like the full-on beard look but I'm sure she'll get used to it...eventually.

Not at all, but luckily Char likes the beard.

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Hey now, there are a number of great things that come with not having to shave. One, you don't have to get up early in the morning only to cut yourself in the face. Two, a beard's like your own natural scarf around your face--great for the winter time. But hey, man, I'm not judging you for your life decisions. I'm sure Josie's not much of a beard-girl anyways.

I don’t know, I could think of things I’d rather do. What sort of liberation is that though? Like what actually are the good things about it? 

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Oh I’m sure you’d love that.

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We can buy you some fake ones if you really want to?

Damn these genetics.

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And did it work?

I’ve already attempted to use that excuse with Char.

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No need for that, Bells. I'm like a fucking werewolf when it comes to this time of the year. What's up with the pills anyways? Please don't tell me that's your sideline job.

I can get you some hair growth helping pills to speed it up. Anything to help out a beard.

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Oh c'mon, Colt, it's not that bad. There's a sense of liberation in not picking up a razor for a whole month that you're missing out on, man.

I know it’s supposed to be for a good cause and all, but I’m just not sure I can do this whole grow a full beard and moustache thing, I kind of prefer my face as it is. 

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No offense, Zo, but I doubt that baby face can even if you tried.

Can I grow one too?

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It's November which means I finally have an excuse to be lazy and grow a beard.

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Okay, cranky. What's the matter this time?

No.