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LIZZIE 📲 MAX

MAX: are you sure we can't invite like 10k people

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TEXT|| Max

Quinn: Not when I'm trying to read on a Saturday and he just wants to cuddle up next to me. He always falls asleep when I start reading aloud, and its for /his/ sake!

Quinn: I shouldn't say it. Ask Lizzie about thanksgiving.

Quinn: Shit. I'm sorry for bringing it up- it completely went over my head.

Quinn: Good luck. I tried to keep my wedding small but you know how many people ended up there. And I'm really not sure you want all of Ohio, theres a significant elderly population.

max: okay but reading is terrible and it makes me fall asleep too

max: i will.

max: nah it's okay! like i don't expect people to remember so you're good. it's nbd

max: oh yeah i don't think the grandpas and grandmas will be down to party with us

max: so maybe like

max: anyone under 50

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( 📲 max & kitty. )

KITTY: Yes.

KITTY: And you should know one of my many skills involve finding last minute grooms. So don't try me, Maxwell.

KITTY: Puns aren't hot.

MAX: lizzie won't marry some rando tho

MAX: but puns are hot because i'm hot. i make them hot!!!

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( 📲 max & ophelia. )

OPHELIA: yes

OPHELIA: it should had been my name all this fucking time

MAX: ur hotter than her though

MAX: and i don't think kris jenner can kill it at coachella like you

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( 📲 max & andrea. )

ANDREA: Do you only miss my butt? :(

MAX: i also miss your face???

MAX: but like your ass is a+

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( 📲 max & artie. )

ARTIE: Don't listen to Liz, you are the sexiest dancer ever

ARTIE: Send me videos, I'll be your personal cheerleader 😘

ARTIE: How have you been man? somehow I've managed to see Liz a bunch of times without bumping into you. Are you hiding from me?

MAX: THANK YOU

MAX: at least someone gets it

MAX: i'll send u videos of me dancing and not wincing/hurting my back i promise

MAX: LETS HANG OUT THIS WEEKEND

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( 📲 max & aiden. )

AIDEN: me: mood

AIDEN: me: lets do it and not leave lizzie behind :)

AIDEN: me: as her man of honor, it only feels right to go on a getaway weekend with you

MAX: RIGHT

MAX: i have such great ideas

MAX: we need a boys night she can have girls night with all the ladies around here

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( 📲 max & sebastian. )

SEBASTIAN: On a scale of 1-25 how attached are you to having a fiancé?

MAX: you didn't answer my question SEBASTIAN

MAX: i mean i'll ask but pretty sure we can hook up

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( 📲 max & jackie. )

JACKIE: Max

JACKIE: Maaaaaax

JACKIE: More like 90 years!! It's been too long and it's honestly not fair!

JACKIE: Well I am even better now that I got this text from you! How about you?

MAX: i blame me

MAX: i'm the one who sucks i'm sO SORRY

MAX: aw ur the best

MAX: i'm good ya know just trying to convince lizzie to invite everyone in ohio to the wedding and she keeps saying no

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( 📲 max & cat. )

MAX: your name on my phone is literally the cat emoji so that's fun

MAX: idk if i was drunk when i added you to my contacts

MAX: ( i prob was )

MAX: but hi i'm max

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( 📲 max & sebastian. )

MAX: on a scale of 1-25 how hot do you find me

MAX: i'd say i'm like a 24.5 but that's just me

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( 📲 max & jackie. )

MAX: jackie

MAX: jackieeeeeeeeeee

MAX: hi

MAX: it's been like 87 years since i've seen u. give or take

MAX: how are ya

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( 📲 max & bailey. )

MAX: do you ever wonder if your hands are ever gonna get back to normal

MAX: bc i feel like my hands will like forever be stained ya feel me?

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( 📲 max & artie. )

MAX: i think lizzie doesn't like it when i start trying out dance routines

MAX: which is rude

MAX: just because i can't dance like these girls doesn't mean i have to stop trying

MAX: ya know?

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( 📲 max & andrea. )

MAX: i miss your ass

MAX: i mean what

MAX: lizzie does too lbr

MAX: anyway hi andrea

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( 📲 max & aiden. )

MAX: me: the wedding isn't until next year

MAX: also me: aiden and i should have a lil getaway one weekend