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      “ uh, i hate to be the bearer of bad news, but— that punching bag looks about ready to throw in the towel. ”

       “ — before you start at me about straining myself out, at least i’m not using my powers. just hogging the punching bag. ”

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You’re faster than Barry. You’re faster than Barry.

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Kid flash on his way 2 steal ur fries

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Just imagine yourself placing this crown emoji upon your head. ♕ This crown is to remind yourself that you are resourceful, intelligent, an amazing writer and a kind person, worthy of admiration. To me and to everyone, in this roleplay we believe you’re nothing less than royalty. You’re writing skills are nothing less than short of a king or queen. Send this gift of a crown to five of your favorite roleplayers anonymously! Anonymously is the key word, btws!

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arsenclharper:

“honestly? the ANSWER would be a yes, it does help me getting laid. always did, and not just because of that. chicks always digs me more than you. you’re just jealous.” roy said in his low and raspy voice in a playful tone, as if they weren’t about to break in into a mad scientist laboratory in a few seconds. “my fiancé is indeed really lu- how do you even know about that?” he didn’t wait for his answer, already hiding one of his hands behind his back, a growing smirk on his face. “sounds good. let’s say at three? ONE, TWO, THREE.”

      “ lil’ ol’ me ?  jealous ?  sure, buddy— whatever helps you sleep at night. ”  he adds a condescending pat on roy’s shoulder for good measure. if he’d been green at the gills  ❪ here’s looking to you, garth ❫  back when they were kids, no one had to know. that was a secret he was taking to the grave — along with his internet history, because wally was practical like that.  “ dude, you’re not exactly subtle. ”  he mirrors the smirk on roy’s face, one hand behind his back as the other goes flying. his fingers curl into a fist at the count.  “ rock ! ”

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orvcles:

     “ that’s a good answer, speedy. i wanted to put my tree up and i can’t exactly —– reach it and you’re one of the fastest guys i know so i was wondering if you’d help?? ”

      he groans, head hung low in the face of such betrayal.  “ speedy is the other guy. but— since it’s the greatest time of year, i’m gonna pretend you didn’t just say that. i’ll sweep this shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug. ”  cue the dramatic, put-upon sigh.  “ flattery will truly get you everywhere. so, just the tree or are you going the whole nine yards ? ”

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hit that ♥ for a starter !

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lil dorks kissin’ (◕‿◕✿)

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What it feels like to enter adulthood. 

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      “ rob kardashian and blac chyna, apparently. i mean— it’s not all bad. ”  your name could be wallace rudolph.  “ at least she’ll never have to experience the tragedy of never finding her name on a fridge magnet. ”  he grins.  “ anytime, gorgeous. i take thanks in the form of cash, credit, and a little bit of your time. ”

“Who the hell names a child that?” Barbara frowned. “That poor child. I would never name a baby something so awful. Ah - well thank you, I guess that’s five minutes of my life I can keep.”

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ϟ ▮▮▮ continued from here !

      “ pfft. do lines like that actually get you laid ? ”  he hangs his head in mock sorrow, mourning the loss of roy’s game as if it were a corporeal being.  “ your fiancé really hit the jackpot. ”  there’s another quip in there about middle-aged women and cats, but the whoosh of sliding metal beats him to it. guess he’ll just have to save it for later.  “ rock, paper, scissors to see who goes first ? ”

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$

send ‘ $ ’ for an accidental text !

❪ ✉ ▮▮▮ 10:11 PM ❫ SMS :  REAL FRONDS LEND EACH OTHER THEIR DOGS SO THEY CAN WATCH ALL THE OTHER DOGS AT PETSMART TAKE PICTURES WITH SANTA

❪ ✉ ▮▮▮ 10:12 PM ❫ SMS :  friends**

❪ ✉ ▮▮▮ 10:12 PM ❫ SMS :  THE ACCUSATION STILL APPLIES

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Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

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I know I have what it takes to be a hero.

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      “ dream kardashian. they named their baby ‘ dream kardashian ’  —d-r-e-a-m : a series of thoughts, images, and sensations occurring in a person’s mind during sleep. see ?  i just saved you from having to read a three page article on it. you’re welcome. ”

“In case it hasn’t already been made clear to you, I’m busy and I don’t want to be disturbed. Run along now.”

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      “ does it matter ?  i always have time for YOU, beautiful. ”

     “ Are you doing anything tonight?? ”