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#this had to be done

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Tom Hardy is aching for a venom sex scene and I think if everyone goes out and supports Venom 2, him and Andy Serkis will take that as public approval to show hole in Venom 3

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The Joy of Knowledge

A guide to the joy of knowledge

You are standing on your acres of diamond

How to stop worrying and start winning

Power of positive self talk

Halo effect

Writing therapy

20s: the defining decade

Being a late bloomer

What is passion?

Ted talks for the soul

A guide to being an all rounder

Maslow's Hierarchy

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I would trust you with my life for some reason

I would put you to work in the mines

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Birth is a curse and existence is a prison.

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i know unicorns are usually silver or lavender with those skinny horse legs built for running but id like to see more unicorns with natural colouration built like tanks like these beasts

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the fact that I cant cook rice but I can make lagsana is pissing me off

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venom 2 was one of the best movies i have ever seen in my life ever. yes i will elaborate. venom and eddie are BOYFRIENDS and they have the most fucked up relationship in the WORLD and everyone just runs with it. eddie hits venom in the teeth and there is the most cartoonish glass shattering sound effect i have ever heard. the PETTINESS venom exudes the entire movie. "I am coming out of the Eddie closet" fucking TERRIFIC you gay hentai tentacle alien. no one in this movie is taking anything seriously and you can see it because the performances are so fucking WHACK. andy serkis is directing. what the fuck. amazing. i am not a monster fucker but in spirit i saw venoms thighs and forgot where i was for 10 seconds. my mother was right next to me how can i explain THAT to her that i suddenly understood The Feeling. cletus kasady straight up bites a guy because venom went into boyfriend mode. the doctor lobster dan is just there. token boyfriend.

what a fucking fantastic movie. this is what films were made for. no i will not take criticism because you cannot give me any. i saw god in that cinema theatre when that sentient squid ink told his bf that he loves him. venom has domesticated CHICKENS. thank you mr venom hardy i want to kiss you on the MOUTH

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the best superhero movies are the ones that are secretly gay sitcoms, like venom and the lego batman movie. everything else sucks ass.

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I have heard the behind the scenes Venom 2018 clip and I was compelled to animate this. I’ve listened to Venom’s voice so much I can’t remember what he sounds like now in the actual film. all i hear is a scrunchy muppet (in a good way)

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Eddie Brock is a dense mofo cuz he could just open an OnlyFans for both himself AND Venom and never worry about money again. The least realistic thing about Marvel isn’t the alien that leaks thru human skin to form semi-bulletproof flesh armor, it’s the fact that a guy as RIPPED as Eddie Brock can’t work it enough to own a decent apartment and someone like Venom doesn’t send every monsterfucker in New York/San Fransisco buckwild.

“He has to much self-respect to-” No he doesn’t. He never has and never will.

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Richard Siken, Boot Theory // Frank Bidart, The War of Vaslav Nijinsky // astralcorbozo on TikTok // Mary Herbert, A Long Time in the Desert // Dan Deacon, When I Was Done Dying

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from Autopsy by Donte Collins

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Angela Carter, The Magic Toyshop

[Text ID: “October, crisp, misty, golden October, when the light is sweet and heavy.”]

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There was that @pukicho guy from tumblr but he was a 700ft tall beast harassing some small Turkish town and the government couldn’t do anything about it, but then Disney sent drones to vaporize the monster because of copyright laws.

I woke up and had to google if Disney owns Pokémon.

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Salisbury Cathedral, UK, photo by annasfavoritebooks