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imagine having self worth lol

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told my mom i wanna drop out of uni and marry rich and she said “what rich guy would wanna marry u” she right

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This is 100% me

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“Ah, Perry the Platypus! I see you found my Goose-inator 3000! As you can see, it turns anyone into a goose! With this I will turn EVERYONE into a goose and finally take over the Tri-State Area! Wait, what are you doing — WAIT OW! OW! STOP THAT!”

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you ever get a bus driver who drives like they’re running from god

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Like no offense to my friends and family but if I had the chance to abandon this timeline for a medieval fantasy land I would absolutely do it, goodbye student loans and depression hello cool magic shit and most likely an early death by the sword (as it should be)

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but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

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An outtake cutscene from ‘Mario Power Tennis’ on the Nintendo Gamecube.

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anyone else remember Hot Gruntilda from the Banjo-Kazooie game over screen

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These are $30 for one but stitches at the hospital are more expensive so this is pretty damn great

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I had a dream that they changed the material handcuffs were made of to this metallic gold colour and people kept trying to get arrested in sonic cosplay so they could, quote, “get those rings” and it was the hottest craze on the internet for a solid two months and basically every location in the western world banned sonic cosplays and sonic ended up being a symbol for anarchist ideology.

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Facts this is wild weird and problematic

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Absolutely disgusting.

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