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i cant play horror games man fuck what if i turn the corner and see a thing or something

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How is everything so vulgar and over sexualised but completely sexless and devoid of magnetism and desire….. neutered ass planet

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One must imagine Sisyphus happy

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Thank god soulmates (one person destined for you that you will never be happy without) aren't real but soulmates (people you understand and connect with on a special level, multiple, some of which you havent met yet) are real

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dude i love how chill and selfless you are 😄 by any chance is your wildest fantasy to be Useful?

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Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

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see him schmoove

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it doesn’t have to be good it just has to be done

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quiz: why do lobsters have one claw bigger

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The Weeping Angels are really scary until you realize if any organism sees them they are fucked so they get hard countered by geckos, who don't blink and can see in the dark. If the Doctor strapped like two geckos onto him he'd be fine.

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a hunter turned into a deer

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is that a hard boiled egg in your back pocket or is your penis just round and on the wrong side

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unfortunately the best advice i can give to everyone bad at fishing in stardew valley is that you just need to get good at fishing in stardew valley