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So dramatic

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public high school things •naruto kids •kids punching windows •kahoot •"miss…..miss……c'mon" •leaks coming from everywhere •screams from every direction

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IM FUCKIGN CYRUING (vine by Korbin Miles)

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Beyonce look what you did 🐝🍯🍋 😭

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The Ideal Date For Your Sign

1. Aries: Spontaneous Day Trip.Aries lives for new experiences and adventures, anything to change up their usual routine. Surprise them with a day trip to a new place they have been wanting to explore, keep the itinerary open, and see what happens. They’ll love it.

2. Taurus: Wine Tasting.If any sign appreciates the finer things in life (AKA wine), it’s Taurus. An afternoon spent tasting an array of reds and whites at a scenic winery will appeal to their sensual side, and leave them feeling buzzed in more ways than one.

3. Gemini: Seeing A Documentary (And Discussing It Afterwards).Geminis love to be engaged in something and learn new things. Take them for a night out to see that mind blowing new documentary, and don’t forget to schedule ample time afterwards to sip cocktails and debrief every aspect of the movie in detail!

4. Cancer: Dinner At Their Favorite Restaurant.Cancers really thrive in places that feel comfortable and familiar. Find out their most beloved restaurant and take them there. Even if they have been there a million times, trust us, they will thoroughly enjoy it and appreciate your thoughtfulness!

5. Leo: Karaoke.Leo loves having your full attention. Take it up a notch and have them get up on stage for karaoke night. Cheer them on as they belt out their favorite tunes late into the night, but watch out: if anyone can convince you to join them for a duet of “Livin’ On A Prayer,” it’s a Leo.

6. Virgo: Cooking Class.Virgos are practical by nature and love learning new things. Skip the predictable dinner and a movie routine and sign the two of you up for that cooking class they’ve been talking about; they’ll leave the date with a new skill they can apply to their lives and some fun memories (not to mention a killer recipe for spinach ravioli).

7. Libra: Couples’ Massage. Libras love to be pampered and relaxed. Plan a date that is calm and rejuvenating for both of you with a couples’ massage. Not only will your Libra feel their stress melt away, they’ll love the romantic aspect of getting side-by-side massages. After the masseuse has worked their magic, toast to your new-found relaxation with a glass of champagne and a bit of dark chocolate to round out this perfect evening.

8. Scorpio: A Night In. Intimacy-craving Scorpios want one thing: to be alone with you. Invite them over to your place and create a private oasis for the two of you complete with candles, good music, great food, and red wine. They’ll love being able to focus on you (and vice versa) with no outside distractions.

9. Sagittarius: Hiking.If there’s any sign that absolutely loves to be out doing things, it’s Sagittarius. They tend to get antsy sitting around inside, so plan an outdoor adventure for the two of you. Pack a picnic and spend the day hiking and taking pictures. Bonus points for choosing a trail that ends at a romantic waterfall.

10. Capricorn: Dinner At An Exclusive Restaurant.You know that awesome new restaurant that everyone has been raving about and is basically impossible to get reservations at? Pull whatever strings you have to pull to get a table, and take your Capricorn there for dinner. They’ll be blown away by your tenacity, and super excited to be the first person in their foodie friend group to experience those famous saffron-seared scallops.

11. Aquarius: Live Music.Aquarians crave experiences that are both social and stimulating. Oh, and they really love music, especially music that’s a little under-the-radar. Going out to a bar or jazz club to see a local band perform is a perfect combination of all three. They can enjoy some great music, a few beverages, and conversation with you between sets. They’ll love it.

12. Pisces: Art and Wine.Pisceans love to express their creativity and appreciate the creativity of others. Take them to an art gallery, art show, or better yet, a local paint and sip class, where you can both try to channel your inner Picasso (while enjoying a glass of wine or two). They’ll leave with a completed painting and a refreshed supply of inspiration. Perfect.

Source: The Frisky

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Bring it on is basically like marching band. Nobody knows they actually compete. They think they just perform at football games. And like. They even have a cheer camp.

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Girl just broke my heart. Really. Broke. My heart.

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4 Reasons why I didn’t like Stella Carlin from Season 3′s OITNB

When you ask a fan what else they like about Stella Carlin:

Warning: If you’re a Stella fan you might be offended

Before I begin let me first say that I have nothing against Ruby Rose. She seems like a pretty cool person and yes she’s hot but I’m sure we all knew that. It is not Ruby that I hate or am annoyed with. It is the character that she portrays, Ms. Stella Carlin. Stella pisses me off and here’s why…..

1. She appears out of fucking nowhere

She hasn’t even been seen in Litchfield for most of the third season. She doesn’t appear until about halfway through. There’s no lead up to the introduction to her character. She literally just appears. We learn that if your prison uniform is orange, that means you’re new. When we first meet Stella her prison uniform is tan so I guess the audience is supposed to assume that she’s always been here? This sexy, Australian, woman has apparently been hanging around Litchfield all this time and we are only  just now noticing her existence?

2. She is not a character she is a plot device

Stella’s sole purpose in this show was to cause a rift between Alex and Piper and to show Piper’s descent into assholism. That’s it. There is nothing remotely interesting about her character except the fact that she is hot and to be honest it astounds me that people actually ship Stella and Piper, some who at one point used to ship Alex and Piper. I would totally be on board with shipping Piper and Stella if Stella had a personality and wasn’t a piece of cardboard. Stella is hot yes without a doubt but what else? and it was painfully obvious that the writers were trying to tack on some last minute snippets of backstory to her before she was getting out. Why did fans fall in love with Alex? Because yes like Stella she is fucking hot but she has depth, she has a personality, and she has flaws. She’s not just a pretty face.

3. She is a ratings booster

I did such a huge eye roll when they showed the scene where Stella is in the bathroom naked and Piper is looking at her. I swear all we needed at that moment was a sexy saxophone playing as we gaze at Stella’s hot body. Really show? we have reduced ourselves to this?

4. She’s a homewrecker

If you knowingly try to pursue a relationship with someone who already has a girlfriend/boyfriend you sir or madam are an asshole. End of story. To be fair though its not all Stella’s fault Piper should’ve put her ass in check from jump and said “Fuck off I have a girlfriend.” When I first started watching season 3 I thought  Lolly was the red herring and Stella would be the one sent by Kubra to kill Alex. To me that made sense. What better way for Kubra to get to Alex than by sending this super attractive woman to not only kill her but fuck with her head and pursue Piper and not even because she liked Piper but because it would get to Alex emotionally and it would isolate her from the people she’s closest to leaving her alone and an easy target. But this did not happen so…..yeah.

These are the main reasons why I did not like Stella Carlin. Seriously once you get over your lady boner at how hot she is you realize that a pretty face is all she is. She is a plot device, a ratings booster, and she looks hot while being one. I know a lot of fans are wishing her back but I really hope they don’t bring her back for season 4 I really really do. I’m done with Stella. So done.

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Daughter: [chanting and snapping rhythmically] “Can you do a split on a dick?”

Mother: [chanting along] “Girl, how you think yo’ mama got thick?” 

Daughter: [screaming] “WHAT?!

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There was a period in like 2002, probably, where I was really on the Ugg bandwagon [x].

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Pastor Pickit spreading the word of the Lord

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Talkin to my white friends like..