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cain instinct

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getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

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The problem with having a child with an attorney that has spoken to the child like an adult since birth is that she's 4 years old and she's negotiating the order in which we're going to complete tasks as a family to best suit her idea of an ideal day.

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“My body, my choice” only makes sense when someone else’s life isn’t at stake.

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There's wholesome ships and there's toxic ships, but I'd like to coin 'sodium chloride ships', where the individuals involved are both horrible and dangerous people, but somehow being together renders them surprisingly well-adjusted (if a little salty).

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Saying "So what if they believe in Nazism and Facism? What about free speech?"

Hun, everytime people decided to tolerate those ideologies, it ended in oppression and bloodshed.

So yes, I believe in utterly and completely squashing those ideologies before they gain any momentum.

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jack of no trades. master of fuck all

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Percy: I like talking to Jason about my childhood trauma because no matter how bad of a day I had as a kid, he was having a worse one

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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

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When you read multiple fanfics of the same couple. It feels like they’re soulmates who find each other in every universe, no matter the circumstances.

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it’s safe to assume that at any given moment i want to go back to bed

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officially diagnosed with bed too cozy disease