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i just watched business proposal for the first time and oh my god

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2nd person pov makes me go insane

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Bismuth

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i miss spiderman

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somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

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Joy Sullivan, from "Late Bloomer", Instructions for Traveling West

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what is it when you’re overstimulated but in reverse. i need more things or im gonna freak out.

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THE LAST OF US — 01 x 03, “Long, Long Time”

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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the demon barber of fleet street” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw a guy go up to the barbers and not come down again

The old beggar woman, pacing: Mrs Lovett is lying to us

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THE LAST OF US — 01 x 03, “Long, Long Time”

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“Im straight” “I’m gay” I’m not a loser ??? Please don’t kill me?? I’m not a nerdy prude??? I’m not a loser???

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You're laughing. The apotheosis is upon us and you're laughing.

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they call me bill gates the way my penis is micro and soft

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the worst possible feeling ever in the world is a crush.

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I'll block a bitch on letterboxd I'll block a bitch on airbuds widget I'll block a bitch on goodreads I'll block a bitch on microsoft teams

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i am nothing if not a fangirl