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No one hates my hurricane proof windows more than the woodpecker in my backyard that comes pecking every day. Bro, chill. It’s been two years. There has been no progress. You’re only hurting yourself.

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I think we gotta amend the omegaverse because why does Jeremy get to experience misogyny but not period cramps. We can do better

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I think one of my favorite things I look for in smut is just absolutely depraved and filthy dirty talk.

In real life, a partner once said “you’re so hot” while we were in bed and I immediately got the ick.

I contain multitudes.

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As a fandom, we really gloss over the fact that Neil was fucking shot.

Like, I know he also glosses over it. But still??? Hello???

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on my second reading of The Foxhole Court it's ridiculously obvious that the only reason Neil Josten survived for so long was because his mother was there to smack him over the head every time he opened his mouth.

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I love these characters and this fandom.

Cat is washing lettuce leaves in the sink, chatting with Jeremy and Laila about something silly from her classes while Jean chops vegetables on the island. Suddenly, Jean scoffs. The kitchen falls into silence.

"Is everything alright, babe?" Laila asks.

Jean answers with a disgusted snarl. "I just realized Neil Josten is half-British."

His friends stare back in utter bewilderment.

In South Carolina, Neil sneezes, and Andrew promptly kicks him off the bed.

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everyone thinks andreil fuck nastiest, but i feel their intimate “vanilla” sex is so intense that it is their go-to and more than enough.

jerejean in the other hand. once they get their sweet lovemaking out of the way. best of luck to anyone near them when they get those looks in their eyes.

do NOT get me started and dan and matt… unholy.

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For my AFTG pals who were not previously/currently a part of the Marauders community… I need you to go check out bizarrestars on ao3. They are such a talented writer and has such a gift for writing familial relationships in a way I cannot even big to find the right words to describe.

Most importantly, RESPECT ALL THEIR WISHES WHEN IT COMES TO READING/SHARING/REVIEWING THEIR WORK. As you should be doing for all authors, of course. But yes.

I am overjoyed when my fave authors from one fandom end up discoverig/becoming active in my others!

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Look at his happy little face I can’t

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FASTEST F1 LAP BABYYYYY

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DOO DOO DODOO! MAX VERSTAPPEN!!

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A knight that has to watch his Prince pick a different favoured champion at a tournament. He knows it's political, but it doesn't stop the sting.

A knight who's Prince ties a token onto another knight's lance, the ribbon bright and perfect and visible.

A prince who finds his knight, moody and frustrated after the first day of the tournament's festivities are over. He knew he'd find the knight like this, could tell from the messy way he fought and the way he wouldn't meet the prince's eyes when he was done.

So the prince bought a gift. It's frayed and torn. Nothing like the bright ribbon he gave to that other knight. But clearly this strip of fabric has been torn off the prince's own cloak. Rough. Personal. Not a token from the crown, but a token from the man who wears it.

The knight fights much better the next day, with a secret tied to his arm and tucked under his armor.

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Jean Moreau being the absolute stunner that he is posing for an art class dressed like a Greek statue because he has the everything for it.

Specifically like this one

Bonus points he does it for one of the trojans classes because they needed someone to do it and were getting freaked out they wouldn’t have one for their project and Jean didn’t want them to worry so he did it

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currently obsessing over jean’s hands, like— obviously his fine motor skills are peak after years of raven precision drills, but how those skills have transferred throughout the series. jean loves cooking, the chopping, slicing, and dicing of his ingredients. learning to drive a motorcycle, in which the throttle is all controlled in the hands. how he was able to make a little cup his first day in ceramics, when throwing on wheel requires the most subtle techniques of pressure and coordination in your hands. obsessed with the idea that the floozies start to notice and start sending close up pics and videos in the group chat to the point they have to make a separate chat just dedicated to jean hand appreciation

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I have reread AFTG and The Captive Prince books already this year… and I should read some new IP… or I can reread The Tarot Sequence…

Decisions decisions…

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neil wrote this btw

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i love when i reblog a mutual's post and then they immediately reblog one of mine. it's the closest thing to sharing orange slices you can get on this website.