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The Sopranos

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i love the supernatural side of the sopranos sm

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"Obviously, I'm prone to depression… a certain bleak attitude about the world… but I know I can handle it. Your kids though…"

THE SOPRANOS Season 6 | Episode 17 "Walk Like a Man"

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Why is he like this.

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my name is caine i am your bitch

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walkable cities are such a terrible idea when you think about them for literally any longer than a single second. more steps = more cracks = more mothers’ backs broken. simple fucking math. if you wanted your mom’s back blown out so bad you could’ve just called me

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Thieves Guild

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that? oh thats the mysterious bruise i got thursday , #mybruise

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I love u narrative songs 💖💖💖

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mid-year resolutions:

gain 10 pounds

forget a language

spend more money on take-out

be less thoughtful

lose control of my finances

worsen my sleep schedule

etc.

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they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

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sorry for fucking up our conversation i had never had that one before

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but

YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!

STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!

YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!

THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!