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i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

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load-bearing guyliner

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My relatives from France are over. The kids are speaking English the way the Spanish speaking kids are in the hallway

Troy: “How are we going to get another cooking. Mom is right there”

Me: “What a predicament you are in”

Them: *stairs blankly* *remembers everyone around them speaks English*

Aries: *in french* “we need to speak French so they don’t understand us” *continues on*

Me: *also in French* “if you ask my mom, she’ll say yes”

Troy and Aries: *realises I have understood every single posh thing that they have said about us* *scampers away*

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rip my dnd oneshot character binkle toemistle rubsniff. all he wanted was to spread joy to the world and make out with his dragon wife and @whatthehellno bashed his head in with a pegleg

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This is the post that activated my rage

Nothing pisses me off more than adults telling me how I feel. Like this gen z stare stuff. That me telling you that your the biggest dumbass of the day. And then your like “oh you have no social skills” oh really lady? Cause you just asked me where the pen cup was. ITS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!

As well gen z gave each other social permission to call each other dumb asses. But the the boss won’t let me. So we stare. The whole ass generation is one massive friend group and we all insult each other.

Gen X and The Boomers all insulted us when we were kids. So we dish back. And if you can take it. Maybe you shouldn’t have dished it.

If I feel personally insulted by your stupidity and you say it’s a lack of social skills, you’re the one with no social skills. Welcome to an entirely different culture

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Nothing pisses me off more than adults telling me how I feel. Like this gen z stare stuff. That me telling you that your the biggest dumbass of the day. And then your like “oh you have no social skills” oh really lady? Cause you just asked me where the pen cup was. ITS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!

As well gen z gave each other social permission to call each other dumb asses. But the the boss won’t let me. So we stare. The whole ass generation is one massive friend group and we all insult each other.

Gen X and The Boomers all insulted us when we were kids. So we dish back. And if you can take it. Maybe you shouldn’t have dished it.

If I feel personally insulted by your stupidity and you say it’s a lack of social skills, you’re the one with no social skills. Welcome to an entirely different culture

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I sorta grew up watching SpongeBob, but my parents banned it early on. So it didn’t have a huge influence on my life. But something about it. My brain just romanticises it. I sorta know why. My friends all watched it. They like it. I like my friends, so I have to like it too. But now I’m like obsessed with those little fish men and I want to plaster them everywhere. Idk. It’s just what I’m thinking about

You all rn

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Texting the guy I like cause it makes me feel better. (It’s a cry for help)

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Thank you @conartist170 for the tag :)

i'm over 5'5 / i wear glasses or contacts / i have blonde hair / i often wear sweatshirts / i prefer loose clothing over tight clothes / i have one or two piercings / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails / i typically wear makeup / i don't often smile / resting bitch face / i play sports / i play an instrument / i know more than one language / i can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / i've never dated anyone (do situationships count??) / i have a best friend i've known for over five years / i am an only child

I don’t know anyone on this app who hasn’t been tagged :) but like @duckngk

Fun little tag game

Thank you so much for tagging me @flowersforbucky ❤︎❤︎

color the sentences that are true about you!

i’m over 5'5 / i wear glasses or contacts / i have blonde hair / i often wear sweatshirts / i prefer loose clothing over tight clothes / i have one or two piercings / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails / i typically wear makeup / i don’t often smile / resting bitch face / i play sports / i play an instrument / i know more than one language / i can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / i’ve never dated anyone / i have a best friend i’ve known for over five years / i am an only child

No pressure tags: @writing-for-marvel @the-voice-beckons-below @fawniswriting @elixirfromthestars @elvenrin @lives-in-midgard @ailoda @artficlly @cheekybarnes @daydreamgoddess14 @raikan624 @poodleofstardust @buck-star @shurisneakers @mrs-elsie-barnes @homiesexual-or-homosexual @civilbucky @thereoncewasagirlnamedjane @littlebirdygirlywriting

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That ginger Smurf is hot

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I'm sure I'm the last person to notice this but I just remembered that one episode where Pearl tries getting out of her comfort zone by going to a rock concert and meeting human women and she wears this jacket and jeans outfit to blend in......

She never wears this fit again but the next time she regenerates her new base form has a jacket and what looks to be jeans.......

I love you Pearl. Rock on

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My mom is baby sitting rn. And boy howdy. I forgot how loud kids can be. My siblings have been old for such a long time that I forgot children were active running loud things. Crazy

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First day in Big MT I hope nothing goes wrong

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I wrote that last post while listening to Olivia Rodrigo and my dumb brain twisted it into being about wanting a guys so bad that that it drains everything from you. That my mental state rn

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I keep trying to drop hints to a guy. I kinda hope he doesn’t notice. But if he does I want to go like this.

*Posts some story about guy*

Guy *replies to story* : Who’s this guy you keep yapping about

Me: Ok. So I know you probably don’t see the same way as me. But I think you’re the coolest guys I’ve ever met. Like since I met you I’ve known I’d follow you to the end of the earth. And that undying trust mixed with our friendship and kinda just evolved into something more that probably is unreciprocated. Any way if you haven’t figured it out yet. It’s you.

(Best case scenario)

Guy: Omg I love you too

(Most probable outcome)

Guy: that’s very flattering, but I don’t like you like that. (We continue our friendship but it’s a bit awkward)

(Worst case scenario)

We never talk again

That you internet for putting up with my bs

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They!!

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The moon is green tonight, like what?