whatthehellwhynot

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you are not alive to lose weight + pay bills 💖

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i could find gay subtext in absolutely anything i could find gay subtext in the straightest thing ever created. im like those medieval scholars who insisted on finding christian interpretations of pagan ideas n text but. for gay ppl

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video games are big fans of *grunt of pain* as a token “hey bitch ur getting injured be careful” cue but i think there should be like, a 1 in a 1000 chance for the pc to scream “FUCK” really loud after taking damage 

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#myapple

#mypeach

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The Drowned Halls

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they’re so cute?? 😭 oh to be an edgy little flapper with a femme boyfriend sittin on the ground together

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You know, "human for scale" when showing the sizes of animals living or extinct is kind of vague. We should use a specific famous person with a well-known height for scale. Like Sigourney Weaver

we must replace all "human for scale" figures in scientific literature with mr shaquille o'neal IMMEDIATELY

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Sometimes you just want a handsome man to **** *** **** ***** **** ****

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Tiny kitty that can be made with 2 pipe cleaners. If you care. If you even care.

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eevee is like a prey animal to me

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can you shut the fuck up it is silent reading time

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I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

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Another fascinating moral dilemma from the philosophers of r/punk

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how life feels when you accept that you’re the problem

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i don't have any crayons on me right now but i need you all to know about the delightful deli associate i just met

I couldn't afford a pound of weed so i have to settle for mozzarella. even though i apparently can't spell mozzarella.

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CHORE IVE PUT OFF FOR 2 MONTHS DONE RAAAAAARGHHHHH POWER OF THE DRAGON

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