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History loves to repeat itself

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‘Where do you estimate we belong, Ms Keeler?’

‘You? At his side, as if you’ve always been there and always will.’

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sitcom laugh track but it’s better

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also bush n musk being the surnames of two of the biggest losers in this world is a vicious homophobic attack on its own

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university professors love to create the most fucked up pdf ever known to mankind. it's enrichment for them.

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I drove a coworker home and played Erika de casiers lifetime on the way to her place and she made fun of it she was like what is this underground opium den sex dungeon music they play this at like those Illuminati parties where everyone’s on drugs fucking with extravagant masks on after doing mystical rituals…….. and I was like oh I would love to be at one of those and she gasped and went silent the rest of the ride like good I would rather listen to this than u anyways

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me when i go walking on sunny days and end up on a tree lined street and look up at the gaps of sunlight and miss you more than anything

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ya’ll ever just stare at your best friend with intense yearning

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You know, when I first started watching Star Trek, I wasn't expecting to watch Spock cum in public because his boy toy figured out how to make gunpowder, but here we are

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guys what would your fursona be. id be a red panda. or a white nosed coati. im scampering around with my tail high in the air

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when i piss on the moon ALL of you will be sorry

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ohh im going insane and feel like shit because i forgot to take my T shot a few days ago. not because of the horros

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maybe I'll get killed soon cause I earned it

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In the club

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when my mutuals think about sex it hurts me. When you think about sex it sticks a thousand million pins into my heart . When you HAVE sex i get caught in a mouse trap and die. It’s not funny.

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