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Hm. I was having Thoughts. In my Brain. But I don't remember what they were.
#i THINK i was thinking about my ocs??#or maybe one of my fanfic wips???#might have even been about somebody else's fanfic idk#all i know is that there's a gap where those thoughts used to be now
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Summer when you’re a kid vs when you work food service in a touristic location
#me as a camp counselor#i had fun! but HOLY SHIT am i ready for summer to be over#thankfully the all the kids are going home tomorrow so the only thing we'll need to do now is cleanup
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There’s a phrase that has saved my adhd ass from making so many impulse purchases. It’s a very important phrase. Everybody repeat after me.
They won’t stop showing you the ad just because you bought it.
#very true ☝️#personally what i use is “where will you put this?” because while i might have attention issues. i am Very Particular about storage#if i cannot fit it on a shelf or storage container in the current arrangement i will not purchase it
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Do not give you information to YouTube. Do not give your information to Discord. Do not give your information to any website.
Do not give your information to any big American company hiding behind the "protect the kids" excuse.
Fight it. Pirate content. Brute force your way in or try and find a place that won't comply.
This is a huge step in the wrong direction and we must fight this together across all borders and lines because this will effect everyone who uses the internet
Fuck KOSA and OSA. Fuck the government and all the politicians who voted yes for these disgusting bills.
Call your local politicians. Tell them that if they vote for this, you will not vote for them in the next upcoming election they have. Let them know this is a serious breach of constituent trust.
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Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
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Nobody asked me but at the end of the day I think that “facial recognition government ID age verification to access the website to protect the children” is sort of like if we mandated an 18+ government-issued licensing exam to remain horizontal for excess of 5 seconds in public back during the planking trend of 2011
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#👍💀🐉💖💔#uhhh#i mean i guess it works???#actually wait those emojis are so my ocs core#midnight and milo my beloveds <3
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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
#when i first got my ears pierced my left one got infected so i let both of them close#ive since got them repierced and even have a secon set now :3
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not allowed to say Harry Potter, but what was your book series obsession as a teen
mine was definitely Eragon
#ough#i dont remember most of my teen years#but i DO know that my TWEEN years were fully defined by warrior cats
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hang on I’m trying to see something
don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name
#little man!#perfect lottle dumpling#*little#my son#my little bastard baby <3#(he is my mean ass hamster and i love him to bits)
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I guess a more general version of the point is that in the last 50-ish years, everyday language has borrowed more and more of both the terminology and structural features of technical language. This happens for a lot of reasons. But I think it's mostly not a good thing. For one, being abstract and technical is not actually very useful in the messy real world, where concepts are fuzzy and vague and most things of importance are not quantifiable. For another, if natural language borrows too much of the authority of science and the law, it might find that there's not enough left afterwards for science and the law to do what we need them to do.
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I really think we should stop saying "kid-friendly" and start saying "ad-friendly". We shouldn't indulge these companies and their excuses anymore. I also think that continuing to pretend that this is about "protecting the children" pushes a lot of the blame onto kids and teens, who don't have the political power to push through any of this censorship legislature. Corporations and governments are to blame.
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I am going to eat this entire candy cane.
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Harbin Hotel is the new Homestuck and that means VivziePop is the new Andrew Hussie
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so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and
a ‘green/yes’ is a weakness, a ‘red/no’ is something that isnt a weakness, and a ‘?’ is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this
in what lore are vampires weak to getting soggy in milk
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I dont know who the hell the B stands for but god its disgusting that you ship anyone with Dib. Thats a whole ass child, freak. Wanted to follow for the Pokemon content but you're out here shipping whatever the fuck badr is. Dont fucking ship the kids with irkens jesus christ
HUH????? BADR IS MY NAME ITS A NAME IN ARABIC I DON’T EVEN WATCH ZIM DUGDHBCHBVHJVFH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON
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