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I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So here’s a very basic guide to common “mean” things cats do that actually aren’t mean at all if you know what they’re thinking.

Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touched Does not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you!  Actually means: I’m playful! If you reach for my belly I’ll grab your arm and bite it because I think we’re playfighting! 

Lazily exposing belly - still attacks when touched Does not mean: tricked you again! Actually means: I’m showing you my belly because I trust you. Please don’t break that trust by invading my personal space. I might accept a belly rub if I’m not ticklish and I know you well. Snapping at you while being pet Does not mean: I suddenly decided I dislike you! Actually means: You’re petting me in a way that gives me too much restless energy. Please focus on petting my head and shoulders instead of stroking the full length of my back next time.

Is in the same room but makes no attempt to interact Does not mean:  I’m ignoring you Actually means: We’re hanging out! I’m being respectful by giving you space while still enjoying your company. Slapping/scratching your hand when you try to pet them Does not mean: I hate you! Actually means: You’ve failed to establish that we’re not playing, or the way you’re approaching me scares me. Be calmer, speak more gently, make eye-contact and blink slowly at me before you try again.

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idk if i told the full story on here but i signed up for a research study where they were testing a new opioid, and it was supposed to be up to 5 injections increasing the dose to see what people could tolerate

i got the first dose and almost immediately fainted. they had to call in a whole medical team and it was a huge fucking deal

i was kicked out of the study and got a phone call later where they were supposed to tell me what the drug was, so i could avoid it in the future. they told me it was saline water. a placebo. i fainted from the placebo effect.

anyway, it's been a few months and i just got an email from the same department asking me to be a research participant in a new study: testing the effects of open-label placebo.

open label placebo is when the subjects and the researchers all know it's a placebo. they're testing the power of my mind. my power to imagine anything.

i like to think that they chose me for this specifically based on their past experience with me. "get the guy who fainted like a little bitch boy from saline water." anyway i just submitted all my info and i'm looking forward to getting started.

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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.

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REAR WINDOW 1954, dir. Alfred Hitchcock

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A murderer would never parade his crime in front of an open window. REAR WINDOW (1954) Dir. Alfred Hitchcock

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Grace Kelly as Lisa Fremont in REAR WINDOW (1954) dir. Alfred Hitchcock

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my new snax.... ibugprofen

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Hey guys it's summer solstice today so the days are only going to get shorter from now on, enjoy the sun while it last!

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Do not let this empire toss away your humanity. Do not let this shit empire stop you from empathizing with the victims of American foreign policy.

America is a fascist state. Empathize with people they tell you are the enemy, the “radical” left and victims (people of color, muslims, those exploited by american capitalist interest) .

Moderates who are still pro fascism are still fascists. Those who are for this pointless war spurned by a genocidal imperial vassal state should not be trusted.

You are a human being. Every Muslim in Iran facing American bombs is being targeted for imperialist interests. Listen to a fucking leftist or the victims of imperialism.

You have more in common with them than those in power telling you Iranians are the enemy, as they’d gladly toss you aside, jail you, or kill you as well if you’re inconvenient. Biden starter the work to deport Pro Palestinian protestors and, well.

I could go on

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You know that's right 😏

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REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

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the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

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Carlton Lassiter is such a character, he’s head detective of the SBPD, he has two moms, he is a civil war reenactor where he plays his own great great grandfather, he’s pansexual, he’s divorced, his greatest enemy is a phony psychic, his girlfriend is in jail, he believes in ghosts, he spent all his childhood weekends at an old west tourist trap, he has a brother who’s missing, his middle name is Jebediah, he’s got that blue eyed stare, and they put this man on our tvs in 2006.

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New day, new case

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911 is such a mutual in law show. i go look at a mutual in laws blog that im interested in and 3 posts down its 911. all my mutuals are always talking about their mutuals getting into 911. 6 degrees of seperation but its 911 watchers and tumblr users