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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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the olivia rodrigo subreddit is amazing today

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do you read fanfiction?

Woah mama I exclusively read McLennon

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Spotify glitch for gay people

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Historical RPF is valid. My wife and I have had some of the best sex of our marriage as Will Shakespeare and Kit Marlowe

i just woke up

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real yearners miss people BEFORE they're gone

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Money fucking sucks. It distorts everything: relationships, decisions, timelines, who gets to feel safe and who doesn’t. It turns something like “home” into a math problem. That’s brutal, and unfair, and I hate it so much.

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Being hot isn’t enough, you need to be weird too.

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@rolledroly

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@rolledroly

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At least we have laying down

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every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish

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being an older sibling is like. you've never known a life without me. mom yelled at me and it taught her she never wanted to yell at you. I painted my room purple and grey and then you did too. we live in the same house but I haven't spoken to you in months. I don't know your favorite color. I saw it was going to rain so I picked you up from school on my way home so your books wouldn't get wet. i was so worried when you woke up sick when you were three. you don't remember being sick. mom and dad made their worst mistakes with me and I'm glad they didn't make them with you. I'm doing everything for the first time so you won't be in the dark. I don't know any of your friend's names anymore. I used to know them all. if something happens to mom and dad you won't have to worry because everything will fall to me. you don't like to be home alone but even if you don't see me just knowing I'm there makes you feel better. at least that's what mom told me. you still give me jars to open for you because you can't quite get them. I only see you during dinner. i'd never even think about missing one of your concerts. I stand at the counter when I eat and now you do, too. when offered a selection of books you picked the same one I did when i was your age. I'm terrified you compare yourself to me. I love you. I don't know if you like me. I want you to. mom says dinner's ready

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Sometimes it's not rpf. Like it literally happened.

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@rolledroly @methlabjimm

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

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imagine you're a French guy in the 60s putting your fist up a bald man's asshole (you're gay and you're at the bathhouse btw) and he turns around you see his face and it's Michel Foucault and he's like Ah, merci beaucoup