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The thing about alcohol is that it cures my anxiety in the short run while making my anxiety worse in the long run.

This is also the thing about the Internet.

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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You'll find your fate on the path you take to avoid it.

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leverage has always been a profoundly unserious show (except for when it is actually deadly fucking series) and the bits have always come first but after the recent trend of 2000s shows getting dark and gritty reboots let's all take a moment to appreciate that one of the changes that redemption did actually make to the original formula is that whenever parker hits someone with a taser the editors now add a flashing cartoon skeleton silhouette

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jon snow: im a bastard. everyone hates me. i want to die. and im 14

tyrion for some fucking reason:

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Made me cry laugh at work-

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"there should be some kind of test you have to take before having kids" -> wrong, extremely dangerous and highkey eugenicist and racist "the youth should have safe and effective legal pathways at their disposal to make sure their human rights are constantly protected and upheld" -> based, centers the youth, gives minors more power to fight inequality and does not reinforce the idea that parents are immune to scrutiny from their kids

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Something really funny about tos doing the former-love-that-really-deeply-affected-the-character thing to Kirk on a semi-regular basis, but always having it be a different lady, because it ends up giving Kirk hopeless romantic, falls in deeply love with everybody, all round lover boy energy

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went to an elementaryschool musical production and they started the show with the director saying: "Now there's some very small viewers here today, so just so you know. There will be a scary character later in the show. This is her," and a girl in a kinda scary ghost outfit did a creepy walk across the stage, the stood up straight and did a cheery wave, "but remember, it's just Nina. She's pretending to be scary."

Aaaand i would very much like for horror movies to have that as a little bonus feature you can chose. Let me start a movie with Guillermo del Toro showing me a scary ghost that might jump at me, but don't worry, thats just Doug!

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when I was a kid I read a sci-fi story where some researcher discovers that all crocodiles since prehistory have had the same congenital heart defect, so they set about curing it. when they do, suddenly their research specimen starts getting stronger and healthier and growing rapidly and developing new appendages, and it turns out all crocodilians were actually stunted sickly forms of dragons. that story really stuck with me because it's basically an expression of the "what if I went to the doctor and they discovered I was deficient in one special vitamin and then I took a pill and all my problems and ailments vanished immediately" fantasy.

unrelated, I started taking daily antihistamines this month for the first time in my life,

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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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This was in Sioux Falls South Dakota! The green sky is caused by large hail stones within the storm refracting back green light to the observer.

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mccoy is so funny bc his threshold for a level of frustration where he starts slinging slurs is so low spock’s like ‘lol doubt’ and mccoy’s immediately going YOUUU GREEN BLOODED DEVIL EARRED HALF BREED FAGGOT SON OF A BITCH

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This door needs a flux capacitor.